As we seem to be alive and kicking in this thread again...
Only 1 write-off accident, but both vehicles involved were written off. I was riding a 125 two-stroke bike, went to go round a car that had parked up on a country road
illepall. I got near to him, he pulled out to do a u-turn.
On the 650cc there's been an incident involving diesel on a roundabout (bike slid away from me - was going very slowly) and one where I went a bit fast into a corner then landed in a muddy ditch covering myself head to foot (and the bike) in mud.
On the current bike there was another roundabout with mud, again going very slowly but the cost was huge. A week before that one I had been messing around on a monkey-bike (small motorbike) at a party. Fell off that earning a few scars but no damage to the bike. Everyone present said "good job that wasn't your bike!".
Yet to crash a car though.
<runs off to touch lots of wood>