My little pony?

" Shit, did you fart on my neck? "

Doh, why don't people use this this attachment thingy or even imageshack or other image sharing sites...

I'm gonna win this GP even carried by you!

"Guess who?"

or

"Ohmigod thereisareallyfamouspersononmyback. Quickgetthecamera!" (said really, really fast)

Quote from Töki (HUN) :

" Shit, did you fart on my neck? "

Quote from piggy501 :

"Ohmigod thereisareallyfamouspersononmyback. Quickgetthecamera!" (said really, really fast)

Winners

This should lead to a good laugh, and some witty answers.

18:40hrs: The Captain of HMS Failboat mashes his head on the 'open doors' button, in a drunken rage.

18:45hrs: The car deck rapidly fills with seawater, making the boat highly unstable.

18:50hrs: The Audi A3 Sea-going version is born.

The very next day: Fish4Cars becomes Fish4Audis, as Holidaymakers try to bag themselves the Limited edition Audi A3 Sea-going version, in it's natural habitat.

Audi top secret tests go horribly wrong during monsoon season...

Damn it - I've Vorsprung durch a leak!

What! This wasn't kubelwagen?

Quote from JO53PHS :

18:40hrs: The Captain of HMS Failboat mashes his head on the 'open doors' button, in a drunken rage.

18:45hrs: The car deck rapidly fills with seawater, making the boat highly unstable.

18:50hrs: The Audi A3 Sea-going version is born.

The very next day: Fish4Cars becomes Fish4Audis, as Holidaymakers try to bag themselves the Limited edition Audi A3 Sea-going version, in it's natural habitat.

Next week: MGM and Broccoli family wishes to make a deal with Audi before the remake of The Spy Who Loved Me.

Audi owner's manual: Warning! Using excessive coolant may damage your car.

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SatNav voice: "You have arrived at your destination: Mont St.Michel."

"According to GPS, we should be on that road... "

Driver: "Everything is under cont... oh water!"

"Shut the boot, you're letting the water in!"

" According to the GPS we arrived to Loch Ness. But where the hell is Nessy??? "

It has been a day now, and thanks for all your entries :P They were all funny

But the winner has to be JO53PHS, with:

Quote :

18:40hrs: The Captain of HMS Failboat mashes his head on the 'open doors' button, in a drunken rage.

18:45hrs: The car deck rapidly fills with seawater, making the boat highly unstable.

18:50hrs: The Audi A3 Sea-going version is born.

The very next day: Fish4Cars becomes Fish4Audis, as Holidaymakers try to bag themselves the Limited edition Audi A3 Sea-going version, in it's natural habitat.

Runner up is t1ger, with:

Quote :

"Shut the boot, you're letting the water in!"

JO53PHS, put your pic up soon. If it's not up in 1 day, t1ger can post one.

MASSIVE BUMP, someone post a pic!

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"The 008 of J. Christ is now making his qualifying run."
End of qualifying run-
"That was one Holy fast lap!"

Christ goes on his outlap in the 008 Aston Mar.

Jesus Christ was always 1 better than James Bond.

Jesus Christ was always 1 worse than James Bond

007 undercover.