dammit, first day on the new job and I fancy the police officerette who catches me. So i'm going to start a new career as a shoe polisher for the police force so I can look up her skirt.
ok well in all seriousness, I work in the amazingly fascinating high paced sport of cricket. Like rounders/baseball - but on a straight pitch. I write telemetry systems that analyse player performance.
Thankfully this does not involve watching the game, and my boss preffers not to mix the crazy Welsh dyke on a bike with the old duffers establishment too much, for some odd reason. So for me my days are filled mostly with source code and colours dots on the screen, i've never actually gone anywhere near a cricket ground during my job - I am grateful for this. It's the only game less interesting than Golf where at least you get to walk from one tee to the next.