Chinese Government: The glass will be ready on time.
British Government: The state of full/empty glass was captured on CCTV.
American Government: Whether it is half full or half empty should be decided democratically, with force used to achieve that end.
United Nations: The glass has the right to declare for itself whether it is half full or half empty.
European Union: See under section 12 sub-section 18, section 29 sub-section 3, regulations on fishing chapter 9, E241, E295, E24, and case presedent set by Mulligan versus Alfont Paris 2002.
French Government: Please fill in form requisition form W29152, bribe your local mayor, and hold a protest before a decision can be made on whether the glass is half full or empty.
German Government: Is is more efficient to consider the glass to be in a state of flux.
Spanish Government: Who cares?
Welsh Assembly: Maybe we should have a new word for this?
Scottish Parliament: What's the opposite of the English point of view?
Italian Parliament: <couldnt tell what was said, but it was loud and there was lots of arm movements>.
Canadian Government: The glass hasn't told us whether it considers itself half full or empty yet.
Australian Government: The glass only has water in, nobody cares. Now a beer glass on the other hand - that's half empty and needs topping up.
New Zealand Government: We're not Australian dammit!
Occupying Forces of East Timor: We'll let you know our answer when we get on internet.
Nepalese Government: You can have your picture taken with the glass for some coinage. Can we have the big glasses on that TV advert we saw?
Swiss Government: Half of the glass content has been invested.
Norwegian Government: We don't have an opinion, but if we did, you wouldn't listen.
Sicilian Regional Council: The glass is yours, but the content is mine.