A funny thing happened when I woke up, it felt like I was still dreaming and I was outside of my own body, this made me wonder whether we are all in a big dream and when we die, we go into another dream and live on, so i spoke to my dead sister who appeared in a mystical aura around my bed and she said that I had been experiancing hyploxeisyenis which is a disorder, I then searched for this and found it didn't exist, I wondered whether it was a conspiracy to make us all believe in life, I then searched for people with a similar experiance and found 1,345,356 people experiancing the exact same thing over and over like groundhog day, I then decided that my state of mine was hyploxenthising but how can it be, at 1:22pm at time of writing I can see dead people around, I am now wondering whether life is fake and the only thing we have are our dreams, I think we are holding onto false hope, what if we are the aliens and there is a life on another planet, just like us or completely different and they wonder whether there is life on any other planets which they consider aliens (us) we are the most advanced therefore we maybe the aliens, so all the searching is in vain, since we have already found them (us) we have evolved into the ultimate killers/hunters/survivors, we shape our own destiny, what if the government are real and the people (us) are all robots, we do afterall (most of us) obey law, and if the hypoxlic would to ever happen then i'd calculate a

1 + 1 = 2
1 + 1 = 2
1 + 1 = 2
=6

and three 6's means the devil, I can forsee a great evil spouting a plan to invade earth, our only way of survival is to stand our ground and form into star wars like jedi's called humanoidids, so far I have been calculating chances and I predict after 6 hours and 34 minutes of calculating a 64% survival rate.

I do hope you listen to me and heed my warning.

Quote from AMB :

I do hope you listen to me and heed my warning.

I'm covering my ducks as I type this, thank you for the warning!

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

I'm covering my ducks as I type this, thank you for the warning!

As long as someone takes me seriously I am happy,

this leads me to say my latest invention,

Coloured air, that's right air, as in what we breathe, I am looking for help on making this so if you know how to help, just send me a pm.

I can't support coloured air, my lungs are racist, I would die.

But what if i invented black and white air, like ying yang, hanuk biab bo once though he could fly, he then proceeded to make wings out of cardboard jump out of a 20 story window with the cardboard wings attached, unfortunately they didn't work so he fell into the middle of the road and a bus proceeded to run over his head, before he jumped he left a note saying 'I want a Red coffin' now why would he jump if he knew it wouldn't work? my theory is if we can make some wing of steel and craft them at a ratio of wing span per wings to this formula

2"*45+
4"*9

this formula seems good, my latest invention will be to test these out on 5th of november on the eiffel tower, not only will it work, but this can change the world, no longer will you need planes with engines, all you need is a high building and a batman mask, I will be looking for test pilot for first run,

in theory this should work.

I can do science me'

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I can't support coloured air, my lungs are racist, I would die.

Hahahaha

Quote of the day, I'd say.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so on the same day lerts was born, someone must have given birth to a Vulcan.

i like this one:

10/3*3=9.99999periodic

you think 9.9999999... is not equal to 10?

of course is not, its an infinitesimal different


now im so cool check this out:

15 years ago i would use these without laces:
http://blogs.elpais.com/photos ... 4/29/bambasvictoria_2.jpg

during 15 years id see nobody wearing these without laces

and this summer all teenagers wear them and without laces all

so using basic logic this is what will be worn in 15 years because its what i use in summer now:
http://www.interolivo.com/fotos/Alpargatas.jpg

btw do teenager in your country wear as well bambas without laces as here?

does my coolness not know frontiers?

In Ireland? I think not - ever.

since i learnt of the many waves earth sends you through your feet and obviously they get blocked by plastic soles makes you think of a plastic conspiracy

in fact if it was up to bush we would be using achrilic underwear now

here in asturias we are celt and it rains all the time my grandparents would use this:

http://usuarios.lycos.es/elrin ... eiru/madrenas/madren8.jpg

as you see these let as well earth phrequencies reach you through your feet

So if I get right there are earth waves, from the surface or core of earth? Either way, it comes up from the soil and then expose your feet for this wave thingy?

Plastic conspiracy? Bush? What would they benefit, or how would anyone benefit or find use in these earth waves? I have not readed all the replies before, so if you explained it earlier, sorry.

So, earth waves is like, uhm force? Is it like earthquake form, meaning it's actually movements, or is it more like physicially abstract, something you really can't feel at all?

something qite cracpotish but interesting:

The Earth's frequency or rate of vibration was thought to be constant. When NASA started measuring this in hertz it was at 7.8. Now it is at 11.2,has been measured as high as 14 and is speeding up.

At the same time the field strength of Earth's gravity is dropping at an alarming rate. In the last few years magnetic north has been moving pretty fast as well. The inner core of the earth has also displaced itself from the angle of rotation of the earth's crust-crustal displacement.

The sun's own magnetic north and south is no longer detectable as of 1995. Solar flares, proton storms are off the scale. Remember the recent beeper satellite malfunction.

The sun holds all the planets in place. The atom is 99% space and 1% energy that behaves as though it were conscious. The entire universe is a pulsation of conscious energy.

On 12-22-2012 the sun will be in alignment with the galactic equator of the Milky Way Galaxy. This occurs once every 25,800 years. This was predicted millenia ago by the Mayans. This is also the date of the birth of Venus.

You can shrug it off or let it scare you. That is what they want and what you will probably do. They want you to be paranoid about it. If this is true then this information is lethal-the thought police will be knocking at your door. Well let me tell you-the emperor has no clothes.

Mr. Crowley infiltrated all those secret societies and said all they do is wear funny hats. What I am saying is this-what if it is true? Why is important scientific information being denied us? Or how about this metaphysical argument-well if it is true then it is effecting our subconscious and it will happen anyway. Destiny is matter of choice. We have not been given free will to be vibrated into a higher consciousness unwillingly. Religious hysteria and propaganda is very powerful and makes us all fearful. It can destroy us if we are not careful.

For those that believe, now explanation is necessary. For those that don't, no explanation will suffice.

from:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=690619

and here something more normal and as intersting:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_earth's_frequency

i find odd noone have thought before that plastic soles are bad for isolating you from these phrequencies

but 99.9999 of people use plastic soles

I'm assumin' it's waves of energy or power rather than any kind o' movement.

But if it comes from the surface of the planet, what makes you think that your plastic soles are goin' to be enough to stop it? And since most of us walk mainly on concrete paving slabs, it's got far tougher things to get through first.
And it doesn't make US think of plastic conspiracy - you're alone in that one, matey.

I also don't get how wooden clogs would let waves through better than thin plastic or rubber soles. Unless it's a nature thing, in which case I'd have thought nature would prefer you used a composite rather than cutting down trees to wear.

[Edit: And don't just copy and paste something, you have to actually understand it and explain it first. Who the hell is the "Mr Crowley" it makes reference to, like we should know him? And I do like the final sentence that basically translates as "we don't need to justify this so we can speculate wildly on anything". Convenient.]

I assume he was referring to Aleister Crowley.

I wear melons on my feet so the earth waves resonate through my body in a tasty melon juice format. :banana:

oh plastic is the best electrical isolator

stone usually carries quartz which conducts well elecricity

wood is a plant plants have an electromagnetic field so it must conduct well these earth electricity

i admit that what i copied past is quite stupid but many things are true, for example shuman earths phrequency is acuting so fast

we cant feel that with plastic soles, thats why im turing fashionable hemp or spartum soles

judge me as having good intentions holding an original thought and being consequent with it, spreading it and practicing it myself

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I wear melons on my feet so the earth waves resonate through my body in a tasty melon juice format. :banana:

Woohoo, you win space in my sig

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Woohoo, you win space in my sig

I would like to thank my family, for supporting me and giving me the life skills to achieve this great honour. Also Dave, without Dave I wouldn't know what a melon was, thank you for the hotels who cleaned up all the melon juice too. But most of all I would like to thank lerts, without his crazy ideas and theories I would have never been chosen for S15 DRIFT's signature quote.

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I assume he was referring to Aleister Crowley.

Yeah, it's maybe best we don't start referencing that nutjob in anything. Especially in a lerts thread.

I'm not convinced about the whole plastic argument yet though. If the entire planet is vibrating, that's kinetic movement. And if you stand on something that's moving, you feel that through whatever is on your feet.

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

I would like to thank my family, for supporting me and giving me the life skills to achieve this great honour. Also Dave, without Dave I wouldn't know what a melon was, thank you for the hotels who cleaned up all the melon juice too. But most of all I would like to thank lerts, without his crazy ideas and theories I would have never been chosen for S15 DRIFT's signature quote.

I know it's quite a stupid thing to say in a lerts thread, but could you stop the spam already?

humm thats a good argument if you see this frequency as motion

but i think shuman resonace is more electromagnetic and plastic is known for isolate this very well

see i was right is electromagnetic not like an earthquake:

The Schumann resonances (SR) are a set of spectrum peaks in the extremely low frequency (ELF) portion of the Earth's electromagnetic field spectrum.

from:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schumann_resonance

So we are talking about the magnetic field itself?

You are right at one point, that they have changed, aswell in power and "place" .. man I don't know how to describe it but there is a fact that the poles themselfe have switched through the times, meaning south becomes north and versus. There have been quite a lot of studies about this, but scientists belive that there might be going something on, and that we might in not a too distance (then we are talking xxxx not xxxxxxx years ) future might experience this switch.

As far as I have understood from it pretty much screwes up the envoriment and stuff, but after some time the earth adapts and goes back to normal, something similar to ice age.