Madman and teh mutant lemon were in a desperate situation, as now the russian maffia wanted them too ... but Santa Claus heard that they need help, and ...

dammit. We all dropped nuclear warheads on eachother and even or shelters were destroyed.(No, u weren't in space when it happened). Then the life on earth ceased until forever.

...until...

...fallout clouds opened and revealed a...

floating paradise island above the clouds..........

... Full of PlayMates ...

Then came the droids...

And what happened to the girls ? O_O

We were all killed by Osama

I have chatted with God!
go http://www.titane.ca/igod/


Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything
Me:
When will S2 be released?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
what date exactly?
God:
Precisely. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
And?
God:
but...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
So when will it be released?
God:
I hear you. When nature makes it so.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Are you Scawen?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Scawen.
I am a chatterbot developed by myself.
Me:
You are Scawen!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Scawen.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
You don't give answers about the release date!
God:
Do you give answers about the release date? No I do not do that.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
OK.

Quote from Micha :

I have chatted with God!
go http://www.titane.ca/igod/


Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything
Me:
When will S2 be released?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
what date exactly?
God:
Precisely. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
And?
God:
but...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
So when will it be released?
God:
I hear you. When nature makes it so.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Are you Scawen?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Scawen.
I am a chatterbot developed by myself.
Me:
You are Scawen!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Scawen.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
You don't give answers about the release date!
God:
Do you give answers about the release date? No I do not do that.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
OK.

:chairfall:smash3d: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ,

Oh Scawen don't torture our minds :something more, please take out patch soon or fix a date.:hypnotize

Me:
Will i die tommarow?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
Will i buy S3
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
When is the new patch coming for S2
God:
When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
What is the exact value of pi?
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
Will i go to heaven
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
Will i go to hell.
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
will i make a high-wealth job
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
hallaluya
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
will Dave Chapalle have a 4th season
God:
I think so.
Me:
y not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism..
Me:
Will i own the LFS community
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
will i own a ferrari
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
y not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " The oracle says: You never know."? Why?.
Me:
am i gonna be gay
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
if i'm gonna die tommarow how will i be rich
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
i'm pretty poor
God:
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Were do i live
God:
The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
more specificly
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
dammit
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Will i go into becoming a pro racer
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
y
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
what do u want?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
u already are
God:
I am?
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
are u Scawen
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Scawen.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
u crappy computer
God:
Interesting gossip: said I crappy computer.
Me:
were do u live
God:
My location is Heaven.
Me:
were in heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
i've never been thre
God:
Can you imagine being thre?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are u a cross-dresser
God:
Am I a cross dresser? No.
Me:
y not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say..
Me:
k
God:
I understand.
Me:
k
God:
That's alright.
Me:

God:
That's alright.
Me:

God:
That's alright.

lmao gotta love the robots on msn... they make so much sense! while not making any sense at all!

My god, what have I started!!

How do I add chat robots?

Go to deathclock.com to learn when you'll die. i'm dieing Wednesday, December 1, 2049. WTF i'll be 55?

u optimist. I changed from pesimist to optomist and gaind 44 years.99!!!!!!!!

death clock says my little brother will die first?

Should I be doing more work to hit the morning deadline or post nonsense at LFS forum? I love the image of thousand disappointed LFS fans sighing in unison if the surprise turns out to be something less than stellar. Hype is a bad, bad thing, my hairy friends.

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hey, boobs, i asked when i would die and it said today. And i'm gonna be rich

bye worldcrap i'm proabably goin' to hell

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...until...

noone noticed it...

..but congratz with the 1000 posts