These Rednecks were taking a trip by plane to visit their cousin in LA.
They had never been on a plane before, so it was all new to them.
Their flight was on one a them four engine jet planes. Well, they were off the ground and in the air flying when the pilot announced on the intercom that
engine one had failed and since it failed, the flight was going to be delayed
one hour. After a while, the pilot says on the intercom that engine two
had failed and the flight was going to be delayed by another hour. About
30 minutes later, the pilot announced that engine three had also failed
and the flight was going to be delayed another hour. Well the plane eventually arrives at LAX - three hours late. When they see their cousin, they explain what happened to the flight with the engines going out and making them late.
One redneck also added, " It was a good thing engine four didn't fail, We'd a been up there all day if that happened".
The blonde asks her husband for help with the jigsaw she's struggling with. Without moving over to her he asks "what's the picture on the front of the box?" "A tiger" she replies. "Go and put the frosties back in the cupboard love" he says.
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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Otago branch of the RSPCAabout an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.