I fell out of the bed and smashed my nose into the table at side of bed, ending in waking up and say "What the ****?!" while I started to bleed from the nose. Shitty morning >.<
My mate took the top slice of my sandwhich from me and lobbed it so it stuck butter side to the window, right by a teacher's head. Then I got in trouble because it was part of MY sandwhich.
Someone at work called me gay because I haven't gotten laid yet. Then ruined it by saying "Just because I like d**k "long silence"..."wait, YOU like it, I meant that"
My WTF moment today is the large removal truck parked opposite my house, it's bigger than the house they are taking furniture out of and it is blocking the sunlight from half of my street.
No worries mate - its a common symptom after even having the shortest conversation with him. His collection of penis-shaped and other, um, 'sexual' smilies is very disturbing.