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a german not so pleased with his car repair bill
AJS
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http://www.mopo.de/2006/200612 ... auf_den_autohaendler.html

happened today in my hometown Hamburg ... i used to be there several days a week when working in my old job ...

64 year old man walks into mercedes dealership and tries to "discuss" car repair bill with the junior manager. after a bit of talking he pulls out a sub machine gun and starts firing at the manager and some other employee ... nice story

i guess this time they cant blame it on counter strike

p.s. i forgot to tell nobody was harmed as grandpa didnt seem to be sharp shooter and manager jumped out of the window - from 1st floor
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AJS
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i didnt fail the first time but uuuh i guess its more or less luck and here more than 50% fail ...

dont be angry
AJS
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Get a BMW and heel & toe is just natural

The pedal design is just riiiiight. Im tall (196) and with standard pedal design of most sucky FWD cars (merc was shice too) i could never heel & toe because the wheel was in the way and it just didnt work out. maybe at real high speeds and almost full brake... now with my E30 318is its easy as pie and i dont do anything else.
AJS
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Adolfino :duck:
AJS
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She looks a bit like Heidi Klum me thinks ...

Funny bit is when she says the sequential gearbox in the GT2 is a POS...
AJS
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I would pay for Nordschleife, Padborg Park (Denmark) and Heidbergring (local racetrack here) and maybe Eurospeedway Lausitz, Oschersleben and Hockenheim. I could practice for track days and club slalom then
AJS
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Quote from buedi :Another thing that was annoying is the new Rear Spoiler. It goes out at (I think) around 100km/h. Under 80km/h or so it is lowered again. And whenever it is lowered you hear that BUMP. That get´s really annoying when you drive Countryroads where you can do around 100km/h and then there is another little village... BUMP! You leave that Village, listen to that screaming V6, drive around those awesome corners and there it is... the next Village... BUMP!

I drove both the new 3.2 quattro and the 2.0 TFSI and in the latter i accidently pressed a button and the rear spoiler came out manually when the car was parked. Surely a good surprise

I think the new design is really cool but the mirrors still stand out too much. They dont look like they are part of the car - too big.
AJS
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If i remember correctly here in Germany some company by mistake sold some digital cameras real cheap and they had to ship them to the customers for this price ...
AJS
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I crashed your face for 100 credits illepall

Does that make me bad ?
AJS
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Quote from Shotglass :and knight rider ... im part of that weird generation that watched baywatch not because of pam but because it had micheal knight in it

Dont confuse generation with sexual orientation

Joking ...
AJS
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Remélem ...
AJS
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Congrats France now beat Portugal
AJS
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Quote from wsinda :Yours a great solution. In fact, ... in the other thread I wrote more or less the same.

You are right. I have to admit i didnt read the other thread. Oh well so this part was useless. Künstlerpech as we say in germany

Francba
AJS
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Quote from wsinda :A classical case of blaming the victim. Or at the very least, putting the burden with the victim. Why should she be doing something? She's not the one who is being a nuisance.

If the community can find ways to deal with wreckers and irresponsible noobs, then why not with this kind of bad behaviour?
(Lemme guess... Because the chance that you will be troubled by it is zero.)

You picked the quotes you wanted and they are out of context. Classical case of misquoting or what ?

In fact i said I am doing something : I change my character to female and see how bad it is so my chance of me being troubled is far away from zero or at least it should be ...

I still wait for better solutions... I dont say there are any but you didnt name any so far.

How does the community handle with wreckers and irresponsible noobs ? I think its still a problem or not ? Many guys suggest to join leagues or closed servers. That´s also a way of avoiding problems or is it blaming the victim dr freud ? Sometimes its the only way...

You can also become a manic street preacher and try to change the world lol Trust me personalities like Marx and Engels failed.
AJS
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How you feel ... If you have better solutions then feel free to enlighten me! For me its really not important and i will change my character to female because for me its about racing and thats it. illepall Let´s see how bad it is to be a woman

Yeah and give me a break ... how to pull a girl racer ... you are 31 no ? You should stand above or how do you say in english ? stupid comments from 12-16 year old kids. I dont say it is good and of course you have the right to voice your opinion.

Strange that LFS has the best community ever but everyone has problems with each other ... Drifters with grippers ... Girls with horny teenagers ... wreckers etc.

There´s just moaning moaning moaning ...

I´m out of here and racing. Good bye
AJS
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Quote from Becky Rose :You may aswell stay confused, it's not worth the effort of finding out... Believe me.

How would you know ... Ok i make it easier for you.

Becky im serious now ... Why dont you just change your character to male in LFS. In my opinion you are just seeking attention. Its not that much of a big deal in my opinion.

Either that or you will also have to deal with these idiots because they are out there ...
AJS
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Since the other thread got locked ...

Becky you know what ... I just want to race and for me it doesnt matter which gender races so i will now change my gender to female if you dont change to male. Well in LFS anyway i mean i like my umm ... big friend

I suggest many other guys do the same and problem is solved ...

I can also pretend to be your lesbian girl friend or whatever floats your boat and ram the wankers off the track. GIRL POWER. Really just a joke i dont think you are lesbian !!!

LFSW stand for Lonely Freaks Seeking Women

and men are pigs.

Two facts of life.

For real ... what do you want to do ? Moaning etc wont change the idiots... it will be even more fun for them plus there are far too many of them. I suggest you get good at CS and give it back to the kiddies There are not just females moaning about the idiots in LFS ...
AJS
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Quote from Vykos69 :This way maybe?

HA HA HA

HEY I LOOK THE SAME :chairs:

I like it.

Hes good and makes a lot of money no ?
AJS
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Quote from zeugnimod :Thats the point, where you can stop reading.

Reading ? When i find a Bild newspaper i have a short look at the cover girl and then it goes into the trashbin ha ha

Nedless to say i also missed the last game of germany and will also miss the next one due to the shitty work ... Life is great
AJS
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whatever so now its a fast mobile toilet still not a car
AJS
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Not to be rude but i really enjoyed the match. I watched it at the Hamburg Fan Fest. Great atmosphere and great goals. The Czechs are really really good. Its not a shame to lose against them.
AJS
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Quote from Vykos69 :Just check this:

http://www.faz.net/m/{0B3F7F73 ... D5CB32ECBE25}picture.jpeg And that's a pic from Hamburg. In every town places like that also look like that



I had to work yesterday and no tv and no radio and the work completely sucks.

:gnasher::arge:
AJS
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Quote from eindewege :I've got a clutch pedal, and I always disliked the fact that LFS doesnt have stalling engines. So I put together this crappy program.

It uses Outgauge to monitor the engine, and when the rpm drops to low for that car, it presses 'I' (turn of engine). Of course this is if you don't press the clutch.

I know it works pretty ok on my computer, if anyone wants to give it a try, please tell me if it worked ok.

Tested with patch U
Be sure to enable Outgauge in cfg.txt, use port 7000 on 127.0.0.1

I did something similar and now ive got a nice rev limiter for perfect starts but it might be considered cheating so i wont use it.

Well ok it doesnt really matter because you can overrev the engine pretty badly and nothing happens and you still get almost the same times with spinning tires.
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