Like I'm the only one that has a drink on LFS (or my desk), if 950 drivers are online this time of day, I would hazard a guess that 70% have had at least one (insert choice of mind alerting substance)
Considering that 14% of those are under age, it's a good thing they are in a home and not a car.
If you're stating the obvious and making fun of me for having a beer on my desk.......research "I Stated the obvious, and now my friends hate me"
I wear a top line hearing aid, I swear, if you write on a piece of foil and put it in a microwave. (Remember to put your ear up to the door).. you can hear what you wrote.