Great movie, really enjoyed it!

This is sooo easy!

Best Hotlapper: Me, I made one world record! (But then that bastard (Blackman) took it from me after 20 seconds with a time only 0.05 better... I hate you!!!)
Best Racer: Me, I have 165 wins this month because I constantly race at stcc xrg server!
Best Team: Noobs, because the best driver (me) is there!
Best League: A league in which I can win!
Best Country: Of course Poland as it has such a good driver as me!



Now on a serious side:

Best Hotlapper: Dont know... I guess the people with many world record's.
Best Racer: Blackman, (this little bastard can run wr's after 5 laps) Bawbag, Norbi, Sinbad, and some other aliens I never met.
Best Team: Cyber, (/\/\) T7R|, PnG, [noobs] Maybe not the fastest but the most friendlies!
Best League: Dont know, didny compete in any league yet but I think it's MoE as it seems to be on the highest level.
Best Country: Poland and dont you dare to disagree with me.

Last edited by Kajojek(PL), Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:43.

Quote from frokki :

Am I the only one who didn't like this vid? Am I the only one who watched it all just to see if there had been even 1 good joke?

The technical side (recording, editing) was enjoyable and something I couldn't do, but there were very few own innovations content-wise, everything has been copied, plagiarized, or just not funny.

I hate to give negative feedback, but this one just failed as a joke film.


Photoshop version history:
... 7.0 -> 7.01 -> CS (8.0) -> CS2

I cant understand you, speak English! And where are your subtitles?

Wow thats great! 100% I will use it when I drive MRT

Added download version if anybody wants it.

Hello!
After two days of hard work Blackman finally finished his new movie. The movie is mostly a parody of cartoons such as "Finding Nemo" or "Lion the King. " Finally It's a different movie for you to relax from "Uber Racing Skillzzzzz movies" I hope you enjoy it and have a laugh like I did.

Youtube Version
Google Version
Download Version

Special Thanks: Go to all people that sacrificed 2 hours on the server helping film actions for the movie. Maybe they were getting boring at the end and some of you didnt believe it was going to be good movie but I hope you will think otherwise when you see it.

PS: I didnt make the movie... Blackman did :P

Last edited by Kajojek(PL), Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:51.

Quote from keithano :

The WR of XRT in BL1 and BL1R are 1:32 and 1:34 respectively.. how can u get into 1:29's @@? Funnybone means that he's using XRT..

Ummm no? Thats the wr for xfg and xrg The wr for xrt is 1:23.10

The first layout that I spent more than 15 minutes playing on, good job! Whats your guys record in lx4 and xrg?

@djgizmo68 I have a little request as I see you make the best layouts so far. Would you be able to make this layout? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVP93zrXANo

Quote from tiagolapa :

This thread makes me laugh:ices_rofl

Me too!

Quote from TiJay :

Are there any tutorials for drawing a car from an angle?

I can never get the hood>windshield>roof lines right.

Yep I think drawing a box is the best option at least thats what my artistic cousin told me. :] Well here are some of his works, maybe not cars but pretty cool too.

Quote from LFSn00b :

I want to say, i've always said that i'm not the best driver on earth.
And i was just joking about the RAC thing.

I just try my best on the tracks and i always try to have some fun. I'm not a wrecker. But yes, my name is a little noob-ish... But it doesn't mean that am i fast. But i am not the fastest.

And i can drive the RAC well imo.
Just my opinion.


We don't have to be friends - Fine.

EDIT: I have never said that my team is the best.

Quote :

Showing off what you can do with paint, if you use it correctly

Yes this is sooo great.... :|

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Castrol Racing is always looking for a new racers, we already have 1 unofficial WR holder

If you did it then why dont you make a hotlap and upload it? If you have no proof of it then why brag about it?

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You'll see the day when i overtake you...
Am i the only one who can drive in So Sprint 2... Properly?

Not sure what you mean, but as I look at your stats I can beat you with everycar. Driving 7 seconds off wr doesnt mean you know how to drive it.

Quote :

And as i drive a kart for fun, and my Lancer for fun. The kart is like MRT and my Lancer is like XFG.
Lancer compared to XFG -> Almost the same physics
Kart compared to MRT -> I dunno, they are...

You dont even know what youre talking about here.

Quote :

Castrol Racing is searching for new members, who can drive FXRs. We are going to enter Masters of Endurance soon Drop me a PM if you are interested, and if you have MSN, put it in the post also

Wow, you think youre ready to drive in one of the hardest and fastest league in lfs? Good luck but Im sure the same thing will happen to your team as to Oxygen Racing. (They were about 25 laps behind the xfr in big gtr's )

There are many more stupid posts made by you but I dont feel like searching through your spam. You can find a lot of crap I posted too! But I finally stopped, as I realized it's worthless and you can barely see me post these days. Hehe if you spent so much time playing lfs as you spend on this forum then I think you would be faster than whole Mercury or Cyber all included.

Oki so you say you drive RAC well, even though I hate this car I can race you with it on any combo except rally and see if you really drive it well. ;]

BTW: Who said we were friends before? :>

Last edited by Kajojek(PL), Tue, 20 Feb 2007 14:54.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Maybe he's doing the "Reverse Kev", an ironic declaration of superiority?

But to be honest I still am shit, I just got lucky and hammered a few quite quick people lately.

Of course youre shit, everybody knows that!.......... [pause]......... "NOT!!!"

Maybe he is doing an ironic declaration but for how long will it continue? It's just getting boring. Also his claims about driving lancer 200 kmph and about getting drunk few times.... meh, dont feel like commenting it.

Quote from LFSn00b :

So i can beat everyone in a RAC

Sure you will... Sorry but Im just tired of you constantly bragging about your driving skills and how great you and your team is, and also about your unofficial wr on some rally track which was probably done by being pushed by a faster car or cutting. In my eyes, youre just a little gloater who cant drive a single car. Not saying that Im good either but atleast I dont pretend to be whenever I can.

Sorry all for my post but im just fed up with this "Oh ahh I'm soooo good, I will beat everybody, ohhh ahhh my team is sooo great."

Last edited by Kajojek(PL), Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:14.

:wow: 10/10!!!

Whats the due date? Might do it today or tomorrow. ;]

Arrrrrrrr, people explained like 5 times already why Devs dont want H shifters in formulas.:banghead:

Quote from Lateralus :

I think I remember reading something about disallowing H-shift in the single-seaters in one of the recent patch update logs, but I could very easily be wrong with that. Even if it isn't disallowed, IMO it should be because those kinds of cars wouldn't have an H-gate.

Yep, Scawen disabled shifter for all single seaters as they wouldnt have shifter in real life. By the way, why youre making another thread about the same thing? http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=18994

Go to S2 Hotlaps then to WR's and click on the time youre interested in.

Quote from NotAnIllusion :

Nah, Momo paddles. They feel very flimsy nonetheless; I wonder how long it will take for me to abuse them till they.. "snap"

I broke my shifter in momo too! But you can always switch the mechanism from the left side to the right one. Thats what I did when I had momo.

Ok, why is the car blured? Shouldnt the background be blured, not the car? Also, is the car moving or not because the wheels dont seem to. The perspective of the car is wrong and theres no shadow.

Last edited by Kajojek(PL), Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:46.

Quote from PaulC2K :

And yet you picked it over the other 2 'better' cars?

Well, in this leauge Im playing to get the best result not to have pleasure from driving. So normally I would picked XRT but its much slower than FXO and I dont have enough skills to drive very well in XRT.

Quote from Bawbag :

I have to say though, even though I passed you the most, you still caused me less greif than the others, nice driving and being alert of those around you.

Thanks! I did my best not to hit anybody. I'm veeryyy nervous and afraid of being lapped by a alien like you because I just dont want to ruin anybodys race.

@Brad, sorry for that hit again, my LFS froze for a second. :/

A quicky http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wyscig1ah.jpg

Wohoo noobs 19th place and almost last in every statisctic, high five!

Fxo is the worst car that was ever made.

It seems you did more than 40 laps, I think it should be enough to do a pretty decent time. The person that acts like a child, is you.

Very cool idea, as a kid (but not a very slow one) I am willing to offer some tips on how to get faster for the other kids!