After cleaning the blood and guts off of the car I come to the bridge which has been blown up and decide to jump it Smokey and Bandit style, half way across the nose dips and I end up in a river.
After getting back on the road and passing the girly mags strewn across the road, I suddenly realize that I shouldn't of put the whole bottle of hot sauce on my ramen. I switch to Aero mode and turn on the boosters to get to the nearest gas station, as I do this I drive through a group of school girls.
Thanks to the EMP shielding I stole from Air Force 1, I am unaffected by the EMP blast and decide to use the effect fans to do some 2 wheeling and moon out of the canopy while passing Haruna.
I realise I need to take a leak and see Die's car in a Pub's car park, I park up next to his car and piss into his gas tank, I throw in a couple of tampons that I find in his glove box too.
I see the mussel flash from DieKolkrabe's minigun in the monitor for the rear view camera and start to swerve across the road, missing the hail of bullets.
I then push a button for the rear storage compartment which leaves some rotten eggs and nails on the road behind and I decide to switch to Aero mode and turn on the boosters, which launches me to 600km/h in 1 second flat.
After seeing DieKolkrabe miss my mines, I jump back into the car and hit the gas knowing he and every one else is taking the longer route. I also get Asurada to order some stuff from ACME to use later on.
I switch the car into Rally mode and take a shortcut off road to pass every one else. I notice a fork in the road up ahead and stop the car to put up a diversion and lay some land mines across the road for every body else.
Asurada lets me know about the oil slick and I activate the effect fans for more downforce and drive through the oil slick hoping the car stays glued to the road.
Which it does. I also wonder when my Rover/Merlin SD1 jacket potatoes will be cooked.
Jumps in Asurada, selects 1st gear and hits the gas, leaving a cloud of smoke behind from all 6 six wheels and launches the drone to see how far ahead the competition is and to get a lotto ticket.