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niall09
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Quote from Becky Rose :You missed a few iterations of the word 'and'.

Really? If i was saying that, i wouldn't use the word "and" because that would separate the line of family. comma's would too.

Quote from sam93 :I thought English was one of the hardest languages to learn because the English language has words that sound the same but spelt different.
E.g. won, one, their, they're, there

Quote from J@tko :English is so hard cos there's so many god damn irregulars and shortening of words.

That happens in most languages.
niall09
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Quote from sam93 :Diabetes is in the family, so I have a chance of getting it when I am older anyway.

Who's that then? Your step-mothers uncle in law cousin's 2nd cousin's aunt twice removed?

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Quote from S14 DRIFT :The sentence one has totaly perplexed me, the birthday one is mathmatically (at least) total BS since there are 365 days in the year, with a 1/365 chance any ones persons birthday is on any one of those days.

Go to here http://jeff.aaron.ca/cgi-bin/birthday

And put 57 in, instead of 30
niall09
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no, it's always the bankers faults...!
niall09
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  • In a group of 57 or more people, the chance of two people sharing the same birthday is 99%.
  • .999 = 1
  • "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence, as is "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"
niall09
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Tough Shit

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Quote from 91mason91 :sorry but what?

Sorry for my ignorance

Anyone care to explain what this is?

It's math's
niall09
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If he got killed, could've been a Darwin award niminee
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niall09
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her
nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about
the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I
couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose
and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; When
ever I sneeze I have an orgasm..'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard
of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Pepper'
niall09
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Quote from hrtburnout :and it shows images of vaginas.

Pics or GTFO
Epic Rickroll
niall09
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7646807.stm

Quote :Eighties pop singer Rick Astley has become the surprise contender for best act ever at this year's MTV Europe Music Awards in Liverpool.

The star, who has never been nominated in the history of the event, is up against U2, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Green Day and Tokio Hotel.

The winner, chosen by fans online, will be unveiled at the show on 6 November.

This man needs to win!!

We all need to vote for him, and we can vote for him as many times as he wants

http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#_

Rick winning would be much better than U2 picking up another undeserved award
niall09
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Quote from deggis :Is this the end of the world then?

Nope, that thing still hasnt collided them particle yet
niall09
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Welcome dude
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Quote from dougie-lampkin :...

I for one welcome our new Polish overlords...

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hmm

For tomorrow mornings foursomes, he has left out westwood and garcia?

I feel if Europe dont do well tomorrow, Faldo will get crucified by the media
Famous People You'd Like To Punch In The Side Of The Head
niall09
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So, what famous people would you like to punch in the side of the head?

Lets start...

Lewis Hamilton
Bono
Dustin Hoffman
50 Cent repeatedly
James Allen while giving a blowjob to Lewis Hamilton
niall09
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :
Do you just troll this thread all day, every day to satisfy your insecurites or what?

How ironic...
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Should be good, but twat Faldo has lessened the goodness

Can't wait tbh. A bit dissapointed still for Clarke, I think he showed good form going into the picks, but Faldo went against his own words instead by picking poulter and casey.
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Quote from mutt107 :what the hell is this thread about anyway?

Yore ma
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Go to the bottom of the "Off Topic" section, http://localhostr.com/files/e7f547/Untitled-1.png
niall09
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Quote from Mackie The Staggie :
Lookls like Lewis has done his tryes

Surprise! 3rd time this race..
niall09
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"remember this is hamiltons second race on this engine" - apparently the reason he is now falling back...

Oh please, what a crock of shit.

Everyone is praising Hamilton now, kubica has had just as good a race - gaining 8 places too..
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