"And what seems to be the problem ma'am?"

"A f*cking huge parrot ran off with my kid:sadbanana"

"Riiiight... Stay off the drugs or you're coming to jail"

[HUMOUR FAIL]

Works on all of my 4 accounts.

Check your password, or sometimes it lets you check for the problem.

Quote from BastianB :

+1
but i think a bit more dirt would not hurt

+1

I like dirty.

Quote from mrodgers :

Tristan's opinion is NOT fact in this thread.

Quote from mrodgers :

...we all must abide by what Tristan says because everything he says is "fact".

You contradicted yourself.

I like "ricer" because it sounds like rice.

Quote from JamesF1 :

Better version:

A Nova, with four chavs inside, drives off a cliff, killing all aboard. What's the tragedy?
A Nova seats five.

Seven, actually. Most chavs have two more hidden in the boot.

Has Numberwang been posted before?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= ... hrb38&feature=related - episode 1

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zJDu5D_IXbc - episode 2

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= ... DmTNU&feature=related - episode 3

ALSO look out for Wordwang.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= ... 1VrGY&feature=related

Getting better, but just watch out not to OVERDO it.

Quote from irishstang :

Huh, the link still works for me. Yeah, it was in GT4. I need to drag my ps2 back out so I can play that again. I just wanna know what it would be like, driving with that downforce available all the time. It'd be pretty cool.

Link works again.

Strange.

Yeah, it's quite fun to drive actually.

Quote from Granturismo :

Now I tried to make skin too. This is Abarth-skin, so red&white-theme was unconditional. It's my first skin ever, so I don't really know is it so good. That rear wing needs something, I don't like that "Abarth" text but I didn't invent nothing else.

Well, here it is:
[insert link here]

That helmet and suit isn't made by me, so thanks for the maker.

Quite nice actually.

Officials STILL stumped by virtual barrier. We need to educate them...

Quote from irishstang :

Chaparral 2J Fan Car, just because I've always wanted to drive it http://www.classics.com/images05/lg05-05.jpg

Broken link. But good car, available in GT4 I think. I would check, but I can't remember what I did with the damn disk.

Very nice work Zipppy.

"Police have since found a mysterious red and White barrier lying in the verge."

Well surely not everyone has the space/money/needs for a wheel and it would be practical to use something smaller? Or am I just wrong?

Thats not wrestling. Thats the Power Rangers Movie.

I see. Wouldn't that be okay though?

Sorry Schuppor, clicking it doesn't work for me.

SO using my initiative, I got the link: http://78.31.70.232/z30skins/XRT_Wheelworx.jpg

I might do something, just because I haven't really posted something in a long time.

Quote from Ikaponthus :

And this is exactly why I have to repeat myself.

1. What I actually said is that you couldn't race effectively in a high horsepowered car using a gamepad or keyboard. I'm sure you can manage a few jerky laps on a cruise server though.

2. Forget about the bloody gamepad debate. You (and some others) are intentionally missing the point.

What's a gamepad?

Quote from sgt-KiLL :

oooh it became Fresh again oooh oooh

Your avatar disturbs me.

I will pick any car, it reflects my mood.

Quote from G!NhO :

already said

Ah, but you mentioned a seat. I think pacesetter gets more pleasure bare-back.

Quote from Prototyp3 :

wikis ka tu cia nusipezi ble... pries 3 metus losiau lfs.. 1 dalykas situacijos nezinai 2 dalykas cia net ne man skirta buvo. paklausiau bratkio acounto, o tas uzprikolino juodai.. tulas lietuvis matosi is galvosenos..

English please, Mr Crackzor!

And @ Senninah, my school is starting prelims tomorrow, Gills might be revising for that.

Quote from el pibe :

if we get a caravan we need the top gear stunt driver to destroy it

And the Top Gear track.

How about we get Jeremy Clarkson to put a Viper engine in James May's Panda. And film it. Now THAT would be funny.