How about we get Jeremy Clarkson to put a Viper engine in James May's Panda. And film it. Now THAT would be funny.

I blame 99% of customers that can't follow the instructions and make a wooden mess.

http://www.ikea.com/ms/en_GB/email_scam.html

IKEA has posted a message saying that there is an email scam going round pretending to be sent from them.

Quote :

IKEA has discovered that a malicious e-mail is circulating encouraging users to install attached new IKEA home planner software. The e-mail and attached software is not from IKEA and it includes a malicious Trojan software which is installed once the attachment is opened.

Safety and security issues are prioritised issues at IKEA and we would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused by this e-mail.

We ask all receivers to delete the e-mail immediately.

Take care out there

http://www.ikea.com/ms/en_GB/email_scam.html

Give it more than 10 hours and something might happen

I love banana guards!

I might start collecting one of each, not just 10 yellow ones.

Maybe they could be the new Yughio cards.

Glow in the Dark = 1st rank, rare

Yellow(banana colour) = 2nd rank, not as rare but still rare.

Orange(colour of burning banana) = 3rd, not as rare as yellow, still rare
----
---
--
Purple (bad colour ) = 7th rank Even more common as muck



And then people have fights like swordfights in playgrounds with them, first one to smash has no protection for their banana.

Maybe there could be collectors editions, like lead (breaks most others) and a rare diamond banana guard, with only 2 in circulation. Need to be a huge diamond though. Smashes all other things. Everything. Only way to win it is to punch the owner in the face and run like hell.

Anyway Prodriv3 you lied to me. Any bonds we may have had have been broken. My faith in you is gone. You decieved me. Goodbye.

Quote from EmilO :

Hello? http://www.blinman.com/volvo_240.jpg




Who dosen't want to drive around in a brick?

Hmmmm... Something is missing.

I know, a caravan

And the PM's confirm it

Quote from KiRmelius :

Quote from piggy501 :

Hi KiRmelius,

Sorry to bother you, but could you please confirm that Prototyp3 is indeed your brother.

Thanks a lot,

Piggy501

Lol, he's not my brother My brother is only 11 and he doesn't know anything about this forum

Looks like somebody was picking random members from the same country.

Can my petrol drenched banana be lit now? He's a bit wet and wants to be put out his misery.

I find myself watching it occasionally, but I don't find it to be amazing. Still really good for YouTube and high quality, well done, not just 2 blokes with a camera from Argos, some free time and Windows Movie Maker.

Two more - Costco and M&S.

No editting except numbers.

"Sorry Sir, I squirted all the toothpaste out the tube and spent all morning putting it back in"

"Sorry but Aliens abducted me and stole my knowledge so I am to stupid to work today"

Blame my dad, not me

Quote from Gills4life :

That's right, come and support Gillingham.

Make me an offer I can't refuse.

Is Robin Hood the mascot? Wha?

I want Gillingham to win because... I dunno... Maybe I should support Falkirk FC because they are local. I hate football.

Anyway here is MINE! I actually changed it for the first time in almost 2 years.

Quote from Gills4life :

eeew its horrible!

What team is it? Should I hate them just because Gills seems to? Yes? Ok!

Quote from lerts :

you forget to tell why you like them

Empty spaces - what are we living for
Abandoned places - I guess we know the score
On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for...
Another hero, another mindless crime
BEHIND THE CURTAIN, IN THE PANTOMINE
Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore
The SHOW must go on,
The SHOW must go on
Inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking
But my smile still stays on.
Whatever happens, Ill leave it all to chance
Another heartache, another failed romance
On and on, does anybody know what we are living for?
I guess Im learning, I must be warmer now
Ill soon be turning, round the corner now
OUTSIDE the dawn is breaking
But inside in the dark Im ACHING TO BE FREE
The SHOW must go on
The SHOW must go on
Inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking
But my smile still stays on
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die
I CAN FLY - my friends
The show must go on
The show must go on
Ill face it with a grin
Im never giving in
On - with the SHOW -
Ill top the bill, Ill overkill
I have to find the will to carry on
On with the -
ON WITH THE SHOW -
The show must go on...

I LIKE IT CAUSE IT GIVES me hope god actually is real and is this world which is a fake

I like this song too

Where's the caravan?

Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :

awesome game! wish I had a 360 or PS3. IDK, should I get a PS3 for this game, or an XBOX 360? Oh yeah, its FUEL dude, not Fule. oh well though, this game looks crazy awesome though!!! thanks for sharing it with us!

Wow. Your posts always make me feel somewhat more tired than when I started reading them.

Quote from Takumi_lfs :

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Teach Pokemon to understand,
The power that's inside.

POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
It's you and me!
I know it's my destiny!

POKEMON!
Ooooooh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
Our hearts so true,
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

PO-KE-MON!
Gotta catch'em all
Gotta catch'em all
Yeaaahh..

Every challenge along the way,
With courage I'll face.
I will battle everyday,
To claim my rightful place.

Come with me, the time is right,
There's no better team.
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight,
It's always been our dream.

POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
It's you and me!
I know it's my destiny!

POKEMON!
Ooooohhhhh you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
Our hearts so true,
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,
POKEMON!

Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!

Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!
Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
It's you and me!
I know it's my destiny!

POKEMON!
Ooooohhhhh you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
Our hearts so true,
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,
PO-KE-MON!

Gotta catch'em all!
Gotta catch'em all!
POKEMON!

+1

Epic tune.

And I don't even like Pokemon overly much.

If GT5P is anything like GT4, you win a race, win a car worth loads of dosh, sell it and make 300,000 in 5 minutes. Repeat until desired money level is achieved.

Quote from Prototyp3 :

so ok.. if it's like this I AM still able to get sound for XRG right? so whats the rush.. i tell u he wont post here, and if i could get his acc name.. i had to re request and it will start all over again.. so u will have too trust me.. or not..

anyway.. sorry for the mean comments. such a horrible day today..

If he could post here that would be amazing. And yes, you can get the sound for an XRG, because you can use an XRG. However, not for XRT.

Sorry for being pushy, and we all have bad days. Hope tomorrow is better for you.

And sorry for double post, typing on iPod Touch

Quote from Senninha25 :

1. Yes, there is a rule (kinda) that will get you banned for asking for/postting content that isn't demo
2. YOUR comments are pointless and will get you banned unless you really show that what you're saying is true.
3. If he won't reply here, then you're pretty much screwed, because in a matter of minutes, the mods will ban that ass of yours.
4. If Gills ever answers your request, it will be a very clear NO.

+1

And I'm sorry if it seems unjust to you, but it's the way it is. We aren't ganging up on you, we just need to know this stuff.

It's a bit like needing a passport at an airport, not got a license(passport) then you don't get.

Quote from Prototyp3 :

oh.. so he needs to post a request yeah? what a bulls*it.. is there a rule that I cant do that? if so than sorry. but ur comments are completely pointless.. and he wont reply here, because like me he gets pissed because of guys like u .. no tolerance to others... anyways.. waiting for Gills comment..

I'm sorry but it's the way it is. If he posts here with an S2 license then there probably won't be any hastle because he can use an XRT so he won't be annoyed. And I can guarantee Gills won't give you a sound because XRT is strictly S2 and you are demo.

And I don't want his bloody bank details, birthdate, address, sexual preference or genital measurements, I just want his S2 license name. It's for security reasons and all that cobblers, hackerzzzz, crackerzzzz and witcheszzz.

Last edited by piggy501, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 22:45.

Quote from Prototyp3 :

to be honest i dont know his account name.. but his name is julius. he is turning 22 next month.. im not so keen i PC gaming.. so dont bother asking me.. ok? cheers..

If he can get in touch with you to ask you to post this, then surely you can ask him his account name just as easy?

Quote from Prototyp3 :

i dont ask u what size of bra ur girl is wearing.. so stop being completely gay... im not living with him.. he jus asked me if i know any1 who can make some sounds.. so here i go.

No need to be so mean. If he wanted a file he would ask for it himself. Now please tell us his account name.

Oh and for the record, I like my girl without a bra

Quote from Prototyp3 :

this is my acc.. but my brother has s2 license, so stop being sissy.

And what is the name of your brother's account please?

EDIT: This is my 666th post, could it spell disaster?

Quote from Timdpr :

Is is only for PS3?

Sorry for misunderstanding.

Description in YouTube video says PC, PS3 and Xbox 360.