Quote from ACCAkut :

@Jakg: Nice writeup, sounds similar to my live. I think I'm "socially inept" like you call it in some ways, I always get along with girls very good, but only up to a certain point, and very seldom it evolves from a friendship to a real love-relationsship. And the longer I know a girl, the harder it gets to master that step. I had 2 girlfriends ("L" and "A") up to now, and in both cases we knew each other not longer than a week before.

Nerds are often very kind guys to girls. And that's where the problem is. Around the age of 14-15 to about 25-26, girls don't care about a nice guy. They just want a good time, very sweet guys often don't provide this, so they go with another.
This phenomenon of girls kinda liking you, but never enough for a relationship, sounds very familiar to me.
I have this bit of text in Dutch, I recognized myself in a lot of the things. The girl I'm talking to now, saw the text, and she said she didn't wanted to be like that, she wishes she could be different... But as far as we are now, she's not different.

I'll post up a translation soon, I'll start working on it right now!

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Jack. I'll 1-up you.

Turning 17 in.. 4 months.

Not 1 "I've been drunk" story. I've been tipsy, but never proper pissed.

I'm turning 20 in about 5 months. I've been a bit drunk two times, I remember both times perfectly, and there's no real story around it.

The only "true" love I had in my life, started more than 4 years ago, and ended about half a year ago.

Now I'm liking a girl a lot I met on the net. We were trying to meet, but never was a good time, until last Friday. She rang me up to find a place to stay for cheap, but I couldn't find anything so I decided to pick her up. She was meant to be staying with a friend, but he started to get loose hands, so she ran out..
So I picked her up, took her somewhere to get a drink, calm down, then after a while of calling people to find a place to stay, I decided it was best to take her home. She slept in my bed, I slept on the couch. In the morning I got with her and we cuddled and talked until noon.

But because all bad things that happened to her (boys related), she doesn't really want a relationship right now.. So I'm kinda of blocked on what to do, she liked me, but I don't know how much..

Quote from BlueFlame :

To go along and generalise using any kind of Stereotype is an act of fail.

Last year I think, we did a "national traffic quiz". They had all kinds of people who are on the road a lot in the studio (about 20-30 of each) and of course people at home could play along if they had digital TV or just with a piece of paper to keep score.

Out of the 5 (or 6 groups, don't remember), the last groups were, with quite a big failure, pro-bikers and truckers (in that order).

On the first place were police officers, second place home nurses and I don't remember which other groups there were.

Quote from Crashgate3 :

*pic snipped*

So when is this joke hitting the internetz?

Quote from BlueFlame :

The wise words of a Ford Driver. Joy!

Guess besides a German car fanatic you're now also a biker?

How can you comment on that by the way, you don't live in Belgium, so you don't know that statistically speaking professional bikers (not even talking about regular ones), know way too little about the laws of the road.
They have this thing in their head about because they are "weaker" on the road, they have the right to cut in front of cars, drive on the roads instead of the bicycle paths, they think they always have right of way, ...

Quote from Furiously-Fast :

ZOMG!! Tour de france went to the ring!:chairfall

Hope they all fall down and die..

Damn bikers..

Well, at least they're off the streets..

Had a photoshoot of my car, with my new camera and was copying the links to all the car forums I visit..

Quote from BastianB :

lol..

well, thats me..photo taken with my shitty webcam :P

and yes im the cooles motherfawker out there in my hoodz..lol

Pretty lame hood

Just messing with ya

Quote from robt :

itd still be there if you had nothing to hide. And smoke from wheels when turning isnt cool, its your funeral waiting to happen

Little earlier when I was in my car I was actually thinking: you have tires so your car sticks to the road... So why are there people buying extra expensive tires... To skid?

Quote from xaotik :

Indeed, it has to be converted to kinetic energy and, theoretically and barring all loses to friction, it will be "completely" converted to it at the bottom of any incline. The object with the most mass will have more kinetic energy at a level section and since we are not in a vacuum and have things like friction to consider, having more energy would be a good thing in overcoming said friction, no?

A big truck can technically roll down a mountain as fast as a little car. But the truck will catch more wind, it'll have bigger tires, thus a higher rolling resistance, so it will be slower in the end.

Biggest problem with those cars in those pics and the people driving them.. They DON'T look cool at all
More like complete moron to be honest.

Quote from The Very End :

Not him, but he looked like him too hehe.
Well screw it, tried 15 min of google, but without remembering serie or name it's impossible.

House MD?

Quote from CasseBent :

Pardon me, but was it posted here? I can't seem to find it

Other thread which I can't remember

Quote from LsTeg :

??? i think your confusing my car with another car

mines cool

and i track it!!

Correction: you THINK it's cool. I'm just glad there are rules about mods to cars over here so we don't have a lot of those things running around.

Quote from LsTeg :

haha ok bad mods?

show me one?

How low it sits for instance, the bumper kit you haven't showed yet, in general the useless crap.
And even the things that aren't useless, are made useless because of the other stuff you did.

Quote from GFresh :

Ok heres mine, nothing special performance wise, but a nice smart tidy car non the less.
Please excuse the haziness of the pictures, mobile phone's for you

Nice and shiny! I'm already sick of my car being black Looks great when cleaned for about an hour

So now we have a superdriftfanboy that calls people names because they think their car looks good while it's actually hideously modified..

Ooh well.

Quote from T.J. :

There isnt one yet.. Bodykit first..

Pffft, all show no go!

Hello!

Here is the original pic:


And a variant on it, read the notices:

That's a pretty known joke, guess someone went ahead with it and did it for real

Looks like it really sticks though

Nice pics!

It's the Scirocco!

Quite an easy one I think!