Quote from Gills4life :

/ban 999

And I predict in 999 days, zombies will arise!

Quote from Bose321 :

LOL No-lifers on WoaH

Kinda harsh saying that to someone's death messag..

Okay, this one is lame!

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.


As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.

Quote from dutchshogun :

WHAHAHAHAHAA its been on my desktop all day long and i didnt even notice LOOOOL :P still nice though :P (^_^) Are you gonna re-render it? Could i make 1suggestion then? which would make it even more nicer?? A nice little HDR effect like you had on the same scene with the pink car? :P

if you arent gonna rerender, its no problem still awesome

Paint a black dot on it

A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."



To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a huge dick like that."

Quote from Gustix :

emm maybe im blind but i dont see nothing wierd in both renders on front left tyre

The wheel on the other side of the car, look under the car, there's no wheel.

LEFT front tyre...

Long one! Stole from somewhere else (of course).

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
Kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
Drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
Hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go on
Celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
Order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
Compliment."
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
Grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a Torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband Is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started.

Quote from Gustix :

what i must see there and in which render?

You must see the lack of a wheel in your first render.

Quote from Tomson(FIN) :

Your images are... Square? Welcome back to 1900


Just kidding

Rofl!

Problem is, everyone is happy with the way the system works, so why change it? Who cares if media changes what I think, as long as I don't notice I really couldn't care less.

Why make trouble about it, all it sounds like to me is a lonely guy who needs attention and must seek it with the craziest ideas so people can't keep themselves from looking at it.

That's my point of view on all of the "lerts" stuff, I couldn't care less about any of it, I live my life, if the world goes to poo somewhere else, I only care about myself. Just like everyone else does, if you think you care about other people, you don't, humans are selfish and it's the only way to survive. I'm happy, so why would I question how the world goes 'round?

And I just got a virus alert for opening the second pic. Kinda odd..

Quote from BastianB :

there are several homepages where you can download dreamscene even if you´re just on vista home premium or buissnes.
There was much moaning from ultimate user about this

I wouldn't care less, I downloaded some more stardock stuff which can do moving wallpapers, just crap they limit the download to only 4 or so.

Quote from PioneerLv :

I think that man is sick, but you laugh on that.

What does that mean? He just has odd eyebrows, flippers between his fingers and a friggin' cool hat!

Quote from BastianB :

my friend uses it too and it nearly got none cpu usage.

@flippy: when im right you have to pay for dreamscene wallpapers

Not really noticing cpu usage, but I mainly use my lappy just for internet and msn.

Dreamscene is paying software, unless you have Vista ultimate.


Edit: apparently dreamscene is only available for vista ultimate, it's a free update though. Don't know about more wallpapers.

Quote from BastianB :

lol nice, do you need a programm or something for it ? (im thinking bout vista dreamscenes)

Yeah, it's vista dreamscenes. It's one of the standard wallpapers, since I can't find many nice ones online.

I've got one of those moving ones, moves a lot slower on the desktop though

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Quote from Töki (HUN) :

@ 2nd pic ---> :lovies3d: -> read the text -> :wtf2:

A hole is a hole, you'd never notice

Quote from bmwe30m3 :

FF,whats wrong with The first car?IMO it look's cool,a man spent alot of time building that from wood,actually the wheels should be changed.

Nothing wrong with it, on the right side it's an old convertible sportscar, on the left side it's a modern coupe.

More info on it:
http://www.techeblog.com/index ... le-half-coupe-with-video-

Quote from The Very End :

Yeah, this is not turning out nice people, please try to not go on eachothers


Back topic.

I play guitar aswell, so let's make a triple

Think it would be worse if we'd all start going: ooo, mmm, you look GREAT, can I have your number? *wink wink*

Quote from Takumi_lfs :

No but what I said was also a joke. Do I really have to use these emoticons?

Yes.. Yes you do

Quote from Takumi_lfs :

Seriously, Chris didnt post something bad about your pictures. Retarted tomba did he? Belgian flippy did he?

You see that guy: It means I wasn't serious. Can't take a joke?
Go whine against the people who were serious about it.

Looks like any other Dutch guy to me