Quote from S14 DRIFT :

I must agree. And thanks for the laugh about the comment with her and the ape. Hahahaha.

My 2c: Girlfriends are personal and for you and your eyes only. Don't share them online or we'll just photoshop loads of stupid faces on her.

And that's why you and half the internet residents are childish idiotic f*cks who'll never get laid.

Quote from bunder9999 :

it seems europeans do... not in north america though... they like the hysteria of things and blaming them on others, ie pigs.

What's the difference blaming the pigs or the Mexicans?

With the bird flu they just kept swapping between bird flu and whatever the official name was.

I uploaded it for another site and can't remember putting it here aswel, so here it is anways:

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*screams*

His ass is too tight

Quote from Velociround :

You can't use "degrees" with Kelvin because it is a absolute scale. (0K, not 0°K)

I laughed out loud with the joke when I'd first seen it

Really? I thought I learned it with degrees, but then again, that's years ago.. I'm getting old

Quote from amp88 :

I wouldn't be surprised if absolutely zero people got it.

So I guess you got it

0K = 0 degrees Kelvin = - 273 degrees Celcius = absolutely zero

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^^ that was fast

Quote from John5200 :

it looks stupid (i dont mean how it is is moddeld or the material, it just looks stupid to have a air filter comming out of a headlight hole).

That's quite common though.

Darn, the Muslims were right, pigs suck!

I had surgery 3 weeks ago, so I've stayed inside during that time, so not possible I could have it

I had a bit of a cold last week, but I'm already over that by myself.

The mug isn't fail, it's great

If I worked at homicide I'd have one

Quote from (SaM) :

I am sure you have merely mistaken this thread for the other thread for not funny pictures.

I must have missed that, where is it?

*hopes it's just as good as the bad jokes thread*

Quote from e2mustang :

That pic wasnt funny at all,poor girl covered blod after marrige in a car accident,the text on that pic... no comment.

Indeed, was horrible.

I prefer the elephant one then:

Quote from Migz :

Sorry :/ ive changed it now


p.s PUSSEHHH

Put it up again! Me wants to see too

I kinda felt sorry for how the guy was treated at the start, but then it just went down hill rapidly and turned into a volcano which then errupted and..



No deaths by swine flu? Thought there were about 20 or so.

I can do way better on pandemic 2!

I searched for retard and...

Quote from Scrabby :

IMO, VolksWagen is really making nice models these days.
VW Scirocco, Golf, Eos

They're all the same?

Although most brands do this, but with VW they really look VERY the same..

Quote from nisskid :

using the word "sport" in brackets? maybe i misunderstood that, but it sounds like ur questioning whether it is a real sport.

either way, i dont want to get into it, unless u know the sport, u wont understand it. just like a lot of people dont understand the use of driving a car around a circuit as fast as they can.

Golf, dancing, figure skating, diving are "sports" too.

Does that make you feel better?

Edit: racing is "sport" too. They are motorsports though, different thing.

Oh great, at least it kinda looks like a car now. And it's fashion to have every single model look the same

Quote from Furiously-Fast :

VW Polo. I'm bored of searching for cars. Next person can take my turn!

Before you're that sure about your guess, you should atleast look at a picture first, because I can't even find ANY Polo with such a shape foglight.

Edit: nvm, it's a concept, nuts

Quote from nisskid :

and there's that lovely elitist attitude we all love.

What's "ellitist" about what I said?

Now it's starting to sound like racism, when somebody doesn't like you, you shout RACISM.

What I said had nothing to do with elitism, in racing you normally just don't like your car meeting walls or tyre stacks and generally you also don't need to know how close your ass was to the wall, as long as it doesn't hit it it's okay.

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Quote from nisskid :

mine and millions of other people across the world.

Everytime someone talks about "k's" I think about revs, because k = 1000.

And eventually, never mind, I'll never understand this "sport" I think. In racing you'd never need to know how close your rear missed something, since you shouldn't be going sideways. Guess my mind is just too much into racing to understand drifting..

Quote from Osco :

guess he means speed, 100km/h...

I must be out of this lingo apparently..

Just don't understand it.. If it was me, I'd like to know how close I can get to the tyres, I don't need to know how close I can get to hit them

And stop talking about 100 k's, I don't know what kinda car you have, but most cars don't reach 100 000 revs.