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Ssr_Nick
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My Pb is 1:13.65

1st split - 23.91
2nd Split - 53.3

Happy days
Ssr_Nick
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I never feel better..

We have a boss eyed scottish **** running the country and now Jesse Jackson is on a power trip because a black guy is president..

Jesse Jackson.. pfttt biggest racist **** ever
Ssr_Nick
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Oh your period?

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Ssr_Nick
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Oh thats another thing..

Twin Engine karts, where the people who run them claim they do 70+mph..

They don't... they do.. at the very max 40 now **** off.. (that is in now way a dig at you... mainly my local kart track that uses them)
Ssr_Nick
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Chavs - Please please please die in your nova....... whilst racing a saxo
Emo's - Do the world a favour and actually cut your wrists
People who question my judgement when they have only ever raced on a game
Liars - Just die
The Polish - Learn to speak ENGLISH if you are coming to this country
Religion - Only for mongols
Arrogant Americans (You think you're superior, we know we're superior )
Gorgon 'Mongol Scottish ****' Brown
Mike Brewer - General **** who holds no knowledge about cars other than what he reads in top gear mag.
Dole scroungers
Benifits cheats
Football - Game for nancy boys who like styled hair (Rugby is for men)
Scooters... waste of time and just get in the way (usually ridden by 17 year old burberry wearing ****s)
Slow people on track who refuse to let you past because they're in a porsche (or a beetle cup car).. WANKERS
David Cameron - Smug ****...
Robert Kilroy Silk - Tangerine faced dildo headed ****, who stole his hair from Alistar Darling and skin from Dale Winton

Let's face it.. the only good thing in this world is the **** page in the back of Front Magazine!!

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Ssr_Nick
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oo I forgot to add Badminton to my list of things....
Ssr_Nick
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Lets just say I dislike every animal I have come across..

Dog = yummy
Ssr_Nick
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ford rs day, but the track was filled with all sorts me cars, including my fav, laurence bristows labbatts rs500 which is now a thunder saloon :-D
Ssr_Nick
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The world needs more people like bernie!
Ssr_Nick
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had the tickets but decided to go to castle combe instead, far more interesting track and display of cars on track
Ssr_Nick
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no he didn't race, but if has being driving donington now for nigh on 17 years now in the cars i posted in the "post your car" thread, so he knows it better than most. Hopefully we'll be there again soon in the bmw........ We were considering entering the ford saloon car championship years ago when we had the group n car, but decided it was too expensive and we can have more fun on track days (when we were not blocked by slow people)
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Ssr_Nick
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Go to liverpool...

There are historic cars (some even from the 90's!!!!) still on bricks in various locations..
Ssr_Nick
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Quote from Foilpact :cheech n chong - mexican amercians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLLoMFNio2s

Jimi....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCwCBh0z3Hs

Cheech and chong, one of very few genuinely funny things to come from america :-D
Ssr_Nick
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he also did it on a partially drying track and on his 650hp motor with of course no nitrous, what body makes up on the corners ollie takes away on the straights with gay nitrous and 200hp more. We will see how much faster andy goes when he has his genuine 750hp motor in. He only does time attack for a laugh lol
Ssr_Nick
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Meh, it's only illegal because of the modified suspension pickup points iirc..

To me olly using nitrous is as good as cheating (not to mention completly GAY), nitrous is only for fast and the furious
Ssr_Nick
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I think it is as well prepared as ollies and better than steves

http://passionford.com/forum/r ... -engine-nearly-ready.html

just go through all 44 pages of that.

It's already been out and beat olly at oulton park iirc (but obviously not the same class) and olly beat steve... :O steve isn't unbeatable LOL
Ssr_Nick
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it has 650hp but with the new engine it should be 800hp and the car weighs around 950-1050kg (i never can remember) and laps knockhill in 50seconds dead ;-)
Ssr_Nick
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What car does/did your dad run in time attack, i presume it was in time attack? Check out andrew gallachers lap record at knockhill ;-) believe me when i say it would be the fastest car in time attack if if were part of the pro class ;-)
Ssr_Nick
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lady gaga is brilliant, not my usual style of music (70's 80's rock) but she is seriously good just people judge her because of what she wears lol she is also quite sexy ;-)
Ssr_Nick
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It's great to have a clear race... but some people need to learn that rubbing is racing (even in open wheels classes).

They need to step out of the gaming world and watch some real racing.
Ssr_Nick
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Bring in Eugenics...
Ssr_Nick
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Quote from pearcy_2k7 :Nar, wait till Steve puts 500bhp in that beasty and tweaks the aero no-one will be near him.

You ain't seen Gallachers car have you

Strictly speaking it doesn't go head to head against the pro boys as gallachers car is in the extreme class as the front end has been space framed..

Gareth in steves car would be unbeatable
Ssr_Nick
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They went and complained to race control that we were too fast lol..

The leader of their little group (short balded headed boffin, you know, the sort who are angry at everybody due to their small stature).. came and moaned at our friend (all 6ft 5 of him) for overtaking him at Coppice at Donington...

So went and complained to Vaughan (R.I.P) in race control that we were too fast and that basically it wasn't fair.. so Vaughan who we had known for at least 16 years prior to this incident told us to come off track and then gave us a discounted track day the following week

****ing mx5 drivers
Ssr_Nick
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Steve gugiilenenenememe or however you spell it.

Put Gareth Lloyd in his car (a friend of mine who runs an evo in time attack, although he really should run his Escort cosworth and pump up the power as it's just a machine of a car) and it would go faster..

No idea why Olly Clarke didn't win it, his car is the shit (it doesn't qualify as jap crap as it's actually had time spent on it)..

If Andy Gallacher were to have been able to run there he would shit on olly..
Ssr_Nick
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :An MX5 is not a hairdresser's car!

My girlfreind drives an MX5, she's also a hairdres...OH DEAR GOD!

I seem to have a hate for mx5 drivers after a bunch of them got us kicked off track at donington just for turning up in 3 500hp cosworths, group leader didnt like being embarrassed lol
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