I deploy 5 more nukes aimed at the isetta which cannot be hacked and never miss. The isetta explodes and is dead for ever

KITT is fire proof you noob

this thread seems to be going downhill fast, luckily my RV has uber-h4x0r3d itself back into the race, with a kevlar body shell found under a bush, and a gravity gun stolen from half life 2

KITT fires armor piercing rounds which blow up the RV leaving it yet again without a body

Shaz and the SD1, who have been staying out of trouble for a while, have got bored and are closing in on arch rival Team Fang...

Time to activate the floodlights.

I simply...fire the rear-facing guns at the spotlights, and give the Rover the contents of my gas tank (leftover curry), then I call up the police and report KITT

And...since when were you my arch enemy?

now not bothered about the lack of body, I use the gravity gun, pick up KITT and hurl it into outer space

Or so you thought. But in actual fact you threw the SD1 into space.

KITT breaks the police computers and then fries DK's phone.

I laugh at the flying SD1 then notice it's falling....

I release headcrabs into the RV's path

headcrabs dealt with using the Gravity Gun, I rip the computer out of KITT and scratch the hard drive

I sigh and turn up the stereo...

I open the windows and 150dB music blasts out....

Unfortunately for me, my car re entered from space and landed the wrong side of the barriers, causing a RETIRED message to come up on HUD and the SD1 to be spectated, luckily a hit of SHIFT+J sorted things out and I am back in the race albeit several miles back in 5th place behind KITT, Fang, Haruna and the RV.

Rejoining repaired my broken floodlights and cleaned the rather second hand curry from my windscreen.

AIRIO then threatened to kick me from real life (its connected to real life 'somehow') for saying a naughty word, so I shut up and carried on.

(you are all my arch rivals, not just team fang mwhaha)

I wait and...set fire to Haru the RV again....then I hit the burners, roaring straight into the lead

I laugh in your face when you realise that there is nothing else to set fire to on my RV, but then I realise Zapp is on fire

You ripped the GPS out of your own car you muppet

I don't have a GPS, muppet

I smirk and toss over some McDonalds...

All while snacking on chocolate and waving

I hurl Zapp's corpse at KITT and it explodes in a hellish fireball

Which does no damage to KITT as the nano skin repairs itself

I hurl a potato at KITT

KITT hurls 1000 rounds of bullets back which do crippling damage to the Stinger's engines

I regain the monster truck suspension that got exploded off me and use it to run over KITT and more specifically Luke, whose head goes spltch and KITT is wrecked. I pick up the corpse of Brannigan and chuck it back at the Winnebago

Jon actually killed Niko and KITT fires his EMP causing the Isetta to grind to a hault

Quote from Luke.S :

Jon actually killed Niko and KITT fires his EMP causing the Isetta to grind to a hault

Niko's in the Lambo. Therefore I ran you over, caused you to go spltch and KITT shouldn't even have any weapons since the hard drive got ripped out.
[out of character] Stop trying to be invincible and actually accept damage because it's messing up the thread [/out of character]

Shaz laughs as he passes Jon and Luke having a punch up at the side of the road, and gives them a quick flash of the floodlights and a blast of the horn as he passes.