I shoot down several melons, and wonder what happened to my muffler/bomb?

I rejoin the road, shell and all, and decide to remove the muffler and just chuck it at anything... that anything being the rear window of the SD1.
Go go engine problems!

With Luke's KITT taken away, Haruna notices that there is a barrage of missiles head for Luke's shiny new Mustang. He laughs at the sight.

*Portrays the role of an innocent bystander*

Heh, look, it's an impromptu 24 Hours of Le Mans race. They allow rockets now huh?

*Gets bonked on the head by a frag grenade*

the RV is flipped back onto its wheels with the help of an irate shopkeeper, and rejoins in 2nd

With 10 minutes to go, I have the RV in sight, the floodlights and Brownings go blazing and the Merlin screams for mercy!

( LMFAO! )

I turn up the heat. Literally, activating the flamethrower at whoever/whatever is behind me. I sort of feel bad for the Frenchies....but...who cares about 'em?

I then use my EMP to hack the position list and put myself in front

The DeLorean is back after accidentily owning itself by attemtping to take down a bike!
Now it is back with even MOAR POWER!
It has a quadruple core flux capacitator! Putting out a total of 40 JIGGAWATTS!
Because this is such an insane ammount of energy i can do something which has never been done before!
I Can stop time for a short while!
I flick my hubrlgroisoflux intioiater switch and watch as everything instantly slows down to a stand still besides me, chuck, and our delorean.
I race like a mad man and catch up with everyone, as time is still frozen i do all of this (but not all in this order)

• I hoover up all the the tornado's, lighting, storms, freezes, rain, ice, EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN CAST IN THIS RACE! And put it all in DK's car! And then i ducktape & superglue all the gaps in the car so nothing can get out!
  
• I throw a tape of "Pimp My Ride" into the car with Furiously-Fast to get him occupied with that, and at the same time i get the CHAV Deprecciation society who are all currently randomly angry at chavs and their rice mobiles and put them all in the car with him. They dont care if he's not a chav, they will all beat him up for having a rice car.
  
• I take a dump on KITTS windows, and then put duck tape over his flashing lights on the front, making him blind!
  And then i put a virus which shows lots of female looking horny cars into KITTS mind database. (As ive just read luke's KITT has been taken away, i just push his car into a ditch, pee all over it, violate the exhaust, before stealing the engine)
  
• I drive up next to haruna and grab that stupid girl who we've all wanted to kill throughout this entire race and have never managed to. And i rip her head off, i then violate her dead body, then shove loads of c4 which will explode in one second from when time starts. and then put her back on the bike, and SUPER DUCK TAPE her on so theres no way she can get off.
  
• Chuck picks up the RV and crushes it into a small block before throwing it into a river of acid.
  
• I go to Shaz's car and rip off the exhasut pipe, before putting a small nuke inside it. And putting it inside the engine. I then grab Shaz and put his head instead one of the spokes of his wheels.
  
• Then i drive to the front and watch everybody behind me as time starts again.
  

The hacking fails and Haruna zooms past. The Mulsanne straight is in plain sight now!
Migz then notices that the girl with wings has rigged the Delorean with C4 as well, and the Delorean goes down with the bike.

with all 4 of my wheels on fire, I spread firey hellish death to whomever I touch, which just happens to by Haruna and that fugging delorean and Shaz

Suddenly, OUT OF NOWHERE, KITT comes back onto the road... but Luke IS NOT AT THE WHEEL! :wtf2:
Fortunately, it decides that life is not worth living for, and so drives straight into a petrol station, causing a SUPA GIGANTIC EXPLOSION WHICH KNOCKS HARUKA OFF HIS BIKE (again), GETS MOOK'S RV FLIPPED AND THE SD1 LOSES ALL ITS DOORS!!!!!!!!!111111

I blink, and cast Silence, stopping all the magic (For you Oblivion nerds, i.e. me and one OTHER guy on the forums). My car looks like a small African country now...

I hack the DeLorean and try to make it time-jump to 1307

the RV is flipped end over end, landing back on its wheels and crushing Harunas bike, and makes for the finish line trailing sparks and firey hellish death

With my car now on fire, I drive faster in the hope of putting it out! with only 5 minutes remaining I pray I can at least finish without burning to a crisp!

I take a few revolver shots at the RV as it weaves wildly spewing fire all over the road.

Haruna and the girl with wings (both converted to androids) somehow reenter onto the Mulsanne straight, bike on fire and shields going like nuts all while passing Audi R10s and Aston DBR9s left and right!

I bring out an electromagnet and set it to repel, driving in front of 5haz's car. I gun it and power dive at the bike and ram it into the barrier, sneaking past into the lead! I then lay down mines, oil, android pr0n, leftovers and cow manure

*awesome mental image*

Me and Chuck see what is happening and throw ourselves out of the DeLorean.
The DeLorean is sent to 1307 and blows up there.
I feel sorry for the people who were on the toilet when a car randomly appeared infront of them and blew up.
Chuck is not happy so he steps infront of DK and DK instantly comes to a stand still after crashing into Chuck.
Chuck grabs DK and says...
"If I have 5 pounds, and you have 5 pounds. I HAVE MORE MONEY THEN YOU!"
He then grabs DK puts him back in his crushed car whcih looks african and kicks the car away.

Were running were running! The finish line is in site! WE WILL MAKE IT!

the Rover is now the only thing stopping me from winning, in an expertly timed explosion the rear 1/4 of the RV suffers a minor catastrophic failure and flies into the path of the fugging Rover

My car strains against DK's electromagnet, through the fire and flames I can see the finishing line! I unleash my brownings on DK!

But my view is blocked by a flying RV, I go into Jedi reflex mode and avoid it while crossing the line! The merlin bursts into clouds of blue smoke and crunches loudly as approach the line.

The Isetta remains a shell, and as I approach the finish line, I look at what the button says and I'm happy.

It says "Armageddon". I push it and watch as the Earth goes kablammo.

tl;dr everyone is f*cked no matter who wins the race.

I snicker as my final decoy gets Norris'd, and speed up down the Mulsanne, at the head of the pack!

I set the magnet to repel the bullets. And they go straight back into the gun.

and across the line I go in a massive hellish fireball!!!]#

HOLD THE ****ING PHONE I WIN

Chuck Norris Grabs me and throws me over the finish line! I WIN! at the same time i grab chuck norris and pull him with me! WE WIN!

Edit: NOOOO
Mookie one! BITCH!
Least i came second