A man goes into a bakery, points at something in the display case and says to the woman behind the counter "Is that a cake or a meringue?". She replies "No, you're right. It is a cake".
No, that's the dance (the merengue) not the dessert (the meringue). The joke works best if said in a Scottish accent where the word "wrong" is often pronounced "rang" and the word "I" is often pronounced "ah". So "am I wrong" becomes "am ah rang".
HELP! I'm at the local police station, I've been caught drink driving. The urine sample was positive, so i stole the sample. Now i'm being charged for taking the piss!