The online racing simulator
Are you sure about that?
Jesus...
Quote from Hyperactive :Well at least it would be harder to drive while receiving blowjobs if your right hand was cut off as you would not be able to change gears (driver sitting on the left). On the other hand (oh! A pun!) losing left hand would mean you couldn't use the turn signal... which is not really a problem for bmw drivers but then again the whole blowjob situation is kind of oxymoronic for bmw drivers.... So basically losing an arm is not really a problem.

This man never received a blowjob in a car.

Or your GF has a ginormous head circumference .
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Quote from jibber :I hope this won't be the case, i can't immagine living without making my music. She's always saying how she would be unhappy if i'd ever have to stop... let's hope she's sincere...

My girlfriend said she supports my interests and supports me being involved in them. I haven't driven a lap in months, and I haven't done a damn thing on my portfolio since before father's day. Last year. Despite the fact that she keeps saying that we need to stop spending all our time together, she keeps getting me to do things with her every night.

Does your girlfriend have any of her own hobbies, completely separate from you? (shopping doesn't count, now that you live together you will be forced to do it with her) If she doesn't, you no longer do either.
Quote from MAGGOT :My girlfriend said she supports my interests and supports me being involved in them. I haven't driven a lap in months, and I haven't done a damn thing on my portfolio since before father's day. Last year. Despite the fact that she keeps saying that we need to stop spending all our time together, she keeps getting me to do things with her every night.

Does your girlfriend have any of her own hobbies, completely separate from you? (shopping doesn't count, now that you live together you will be forced to do it with her) If she doesn't, you no longer do either.

She does... she's reading/writing a lot and also does quite a bit of spiritual stuff (meditation, etc). The thing that is getting in the way for both of us is that we prefer to spend the time together at the moment, but once the pink glasses are completely off, we'll probably both find our way back to our hobbies. Let's keep the hopes up for now...

She buys records for me, i buy books and flowers for her...
My pink glasses are a little more of a brown shade at the moment (I kid, I kid)

We'l eventually have to sort out this whole 'time together' thing, though. I need my damn hobbies back! It's been over a year!
Well, we've been together two months now, so i'd say we can wear them a little longer.

I managed to spend two weekends alone with my music since i know her, which is ok for me atm. Guess i was lucky so far...
I still manage to do music while living with my girlfriend. I've got a band on the go at the moment and I also go busking with a couple of different guitarists. I try to play every day and although I do miss a few it's usually because all my other life stuff gets in the way, and by the time all that's done either I'm too tired or it's too late to start bashing out tunes on a double bass.

I don't really play computer games any more though. I'll still play one sometimes if I just want to relax but they are a bit of a waste of time really aren't they.
Quote from MAGGOT :My pink glasses are a little more of a brown shade at the moment (I kid, I kid)

We'l eventually have to sort out this whole 'time together' thing, though. I need my damn hobbies back! It's been over a year!

Hey not to worry. After about 15 years of marriage in which your children become the age where they hate you, you'll be able to have your hobbies back. I was just out flying my RC airplane this evening. Wouldn't have been able to do that 2 years ago as I wasn't just a stupid dad whom needs to be hated back then.

Teenage years are starting way too early for my kids...
I couldn't do that... I could deal with it if my partner wasn't into the things i was, but if it was making it hard for me to do said things...i'd go nutty.

I couldn't ever be with someone that didn't enjoy the things i do, i love it that my gf comes out and enjoys fetching me spanners/sockets.
Shes slowly distanced herself from the raving/clubbing, but she still enjoys coming out occasionaly with me.
Quote from mrodgers :Hey not to worry. After about 15 years of marriage in which your children become the age where they hate you, you'll be able to have your hobbies back. I was just out flying my RC airplane this evening. Wouldn't have been able to do that 2 years ago as I wasn't just a stupid dad whom needs to be hated back then.

Teenage years are starting way too early for my kids...

What if we don't have any kids? That's more the line in life I'm aiming for... at the moment, anyways.

Stick with it, though. Your wee ones will love you again once they finish college!

Quote from Klutch :I couldn't do that... I could deal with it if my partner wasn't into the things i was, but if it was making it hard for me to do said things...i'd go nutty.

I couldn't ever be with someone that didn't enjoy the things i do, i love it that my gf comes out and enjoys fetching me spanners/sockets.
Shes slowly distanced herself from the raving/clubbing, but she still enjoys coming out occasionaly with me.

She makes an effort, but it's only the stuff that we go out to do (I've been to more concerts since I met her than I probably had in the previous 23 years of life). My own personal at home hobby stuff is what is getting the shaft; I've only fired up a sim once in the last 4 or 5 months probably. Not that I'm a recluse who needs his video games, but damnit I love driving vintage formula cars around a wet Spa (and into the trees, when appropriate).

She's a sweetheart though.
Crappy but cute pic of me and her...


Her...


Happy fap days... :bannana_g
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Happy fap days... :bannana_g

Just goes to show your arrogance that you think people here are gonna fap to what can't even be considered soft porn.
Indeed!
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the end... you're right. sooner or later.
Quote from BlueFlame :Just goes to show your arrogance that you think people here are gonna fap to what can't even be considered soft porn.

I see you're quite hard to satisfy. I have some pictures of myself in a bunny costume if that would make it any easier for you?
Quote from jibber :I see you're quite hard to satisfy. I have some pictures of myself in a bunny costume if that would make it any easier for you?

post for the lulz?
Quote from Crashgate3 :I'd post a pic of the wife, but she'd do unspeakable things to me if she found out.

Do it any way, my wife have not found out i posted a pic of her, so yours wont either.....I won't tell her....promise
My fiance

Remember seeing her last year, or was it 2010? Either way, shes a gorgerous woman Jason - and she is a great person too (spoke some words with her).

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