I've been looking Sam, but according to my doctor as I dont have a boyfriend I shouldn't worry about it. I have been meaning to get one though, because my doctor also says I need one before I can have any kids.
I asked her, "Doctor" I said, "I think i'm pregnant, am I?" and she looked at me, then she made a funny sound, I was distracted by laughter in the corrider but when I looked back she had been crying I think, I felt sorry for her.
Anyway she said to me, "I'm really sorry Becky, but you are not pregnant. Unless your the virgin Mary or something." at which point she gave a polite laugh, although I thought she overdid that a little bit.
"I this because i'm impotent?" I asked here.
And she started making this very funny noise, it was like a Hyena on heat or something, and tears where flooding down her face and she kept appologising and saying "excuse me". She excused me from the room and gave me a leaflet on masturbation.
Now can I have my thread back please?