Vibrating dildo's and lots of Salsa dip sauce, but then ....



(Post number 300) w00t
Harlen the piss head ruined the party by pointing his....
big toe towards.....
Scawens mum...
but the dog died ...
of the cheesy smell wich has been there
Was it Chedder or...
brie ? Who knew ? only ...
the 3-headed aliën ScaViEr, but...
immigrated to a other country because
he couldnt be lucky himself and also...
because he got throwed out of Yemen, but he ....
luckely had a parachute wich he got from a sleeping teletubbie and he safely landed
in the middle of nowhere, wondering where he'd left his...
map of lego land, cause you will never know when .....
... a giant jaffa cake might eat you...
and poop you out 2 days later just so it can...
eat u again when u'r making a sandwich with
jaffa cake, and poop you out 2 days later just so it can...

look above
eat u again when u'r making a sandwich with


[WOTTA FAWK is a Jaffa Cake ?]
jaffa cake, and poop you out 2 days later just so it can...

[I thought Jaffa cake was something Tristan likes...]
Quote from BlakjeKaas :jaffa cake, and poop you out 2 days later just so it can...

Do a dirty lap dance on somebody's grand mom, and by the way ....
a giant jaffa cake might eat you
but then a giant meteora hits the earth and destroys all jaffa cakes, Only jaffa cakes....
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Finish the sentence topic [edit: spelling, D'oh]
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