The God Scawen came down from the heavens and said, (In a Charlten Heston kinda stylee) 'And 'lo. Let there be a racing Sim to smite all other Racing Sims into the unholy dust.' And thus, LFS stepped blinking into the light. Lord Scawen together with his holy trinity brought forth the holy of holyness's's . . .'es that we see before us.
So sais the Gospel of Funnybear. Chapter 2 verse 16. I'll let you know what the preceding chapters and verses say when I can think of something witty and intelligent.
Ahmen.