Obsesstion with dogs and doing his dirty work with them, but he hid it by...

...taking an unlucky girl hostage,who freed herself thanks to her being Asian,and knowing ninjutsu,and hitting Niko in the balls,who then...

screamed "oh mummy"...

To call Niko and his army of dogs (only joking Niko ) and ...

...everyone lived happily ever after.

The End

Anyone posting after this post, is a forum post whore =)

site at freewebs telling everybody

... And started spamming... (O, RLY? :really

... Ya Rly ...

...Which wasn't unexpected.... he's the spamking after all...

still smelt and looked like spam, this particular spam looked a lot like ........

it was way past its sell by date. So , upon that..... he was being sick , and puked out his window, where niko just happend to be standing under..... then...

a Fz50 with a noob pulled over with nos and neons and a sound system. Little did the stupid noob know that...

which went sraight through the Westhill track and unfortunatley for Niko there was a BF1 race in progress......

the straight where Niko got hit by a Super Aguri sending him flying in the air where...

...he loosened a bf1 rear wheel and slammed the pedal to the metal on seventh gear and the wheel flew and...

...and punched Niko for saying that...

Niko spammed the thread, while Funnycat ate apple pie..

Niko spammed some more, then he ate Btoryos smoking banana then..

Btoryo sent viruses all over Niko's computer and dogs so he spam anymore, so Niko...

did some Kung Fu' Shiz on...

This "sentence" has been going on for 6 months, I think we've got the idea by now.