Well, as far as the thread title is concerned, the ultimate way to be a retard is not a bad start...let me explain. Yesterday, I was racing (*GASP*), in a 4 lap race of blackwood. Well, I did my 4 laps, and it was really close between me and the car behind (3 seconds). So I was thrilled when I won, and started doing donuts at the rallyx turn. Then, I saw everyone else fly past me, and I realised it was a 5 lap race!!! boy was my face red/green/purple!! just goes to show the disadvantages of shift+f!!!