"Muuuum...Help me...get out...of...this ride!"

"Does my ass look big in this?"

"That diet did it! I can see my toes again!"

I should of listened to the mechanic when he said 'don't push that red button'.

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

Pic's already been posted

Sorry about that, didn't had time to check if it was already posted. I googled random pictures and as soon as I found that one, I wanted to post it as fast as possible.

Quote from Thorvertonian :

FIA approved Ferrari's new lightweight car, McLaren choose not to copy this one!

Don't know which one was the best, but because I agree with Thorvertonian on this matter (FIA approves everything Ferrari is doing, even Ferrari's <insert the name of the part, I don't know it> was twice as big as allowed by FIA (IIRC max is 7cm, Ferrari had 14cm)), announce you a winner.

Quote from Gekkibi :

This should be interesting enough...

Wasn't the half-a-Ferrari posted earlier?

Quote from wsinda :

Wasn't the half-a-Ferrari posted earlier?

Yes, and I already posted my regrets couple of minutes ago...

Quote from Thorvertonian :

I believe I can fly

Go Go Gadget Wings

LFS's crash physics found there way into RL.

After the race.

Whoop's, I thought that this was the 2008 rally championship.

Some F1 cars have become so fast and aerodynamically spazzed that they can lift off from the ground. Due to this all F1 cars from 2008 onwards must be fitted with aircraft controls and all driver must have pilot qualifications. Overtaking by air is now allowed

Hear the mighty engine ROAR, oh dear we have liftoff.

"I am levitating now." With an Indian accent.

"This year we had a jogi from India attend one GP and his passing attempts were interesting to say the least."

In the voice of David Blane " Can you feel the Magic?.......Shazamm"

Introducing the new hydraulics suspension of Formula 1 cars, makes you fly

Unfortunately from this view the Red Bull logo wasn't visible!

This can only end in pain.

HSBC banked on some high quality action, but the driver was too pissed on Becks to realise his tyres weren't firmly on the track.

"Christian Klien a split second after colliding with the imfamous red and white barriers"

Low Rider style baby! Jumpin Jumpin

So finally it seems the "Red Bull's give you wings" ads were not all fiction

Quote from 5haz :

"Christian Klien a split second after colliding with the imfamous red and white barriers"

This I'll plump for this one, made me chuckle!

Unidentified Formula One

Goddamn barriers

Or

I believe I can fly...

Or

The Jaguar. It roars. It purrs. It...flies?!

Dutch people only:

Is het een vliegtuig?
Is het een vogel?
Nee, dat is het niet
Het is Mega Mindy
die je aan de hemel ziet

"I played Action Quake 2 couple of years back and bunny jumping gave me extra speed. Might as well test it while racing"