There once was a man from nantucket.
with a dick so long he could suck it,
and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear was a cünt I would fück it."
A young man on acid walked into a dentist's office and said, " Can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
The dentist said, "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
"Yes, I know," the man said.
The dentist asked, "So then why did you come in here?"
The man replied, "The light was on."
An elephant and a snake meet.
"What kind of animal am I?" asks the elephant.
"Well, you've got big ears and a trunk, you've got to be an elephant" says the snake. "But what kind of animal am I?"
"Well" says the elephant, "you've got no hair, you've got no ears... you're Niki Lauda".
Haha but i have heard 1 different joke of that and it goes like this:
An elephant and a camel meet.
"Why you have 2 boobs on your back?" asks the elephant.
"A stupid question from an animal who has a dick on middle of face" answers the camel.