Things you don't want to happen during the last lap of a World Superbike race: getting rammed from behind by your rival, causing you to whack your nuts on the tank of the bike and then vomit in your helmet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYbHtykhd9g
Also includes Suzi Perry doing her best to politely explain the incident while Carl Fogarty tries to say it bluntly in the background.
leaving the forum over an embarrassingly terrible joke is the best april fool
also
"lol april fools it's not actually released"
"man that was lame"
"oh my god this is the worst forum everyone hates you guys everyone hates lfs if you don't find me funny there is something wrong with you goodbye"