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DoC_uk
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Quote from AlienT. :1. Well done FM-Failure for a fab achievement.
2. When will CTRA be back?
3. When will Tristan and Becky announce their engagement?
4. Is Shotglass really German?
5. Why do people have a general disregard for Americans?
6. I miss Kev!
7. Why do the LFS developers laugh at their own community!
8. Is iracing a waste of hard earned cash?
9. Will locked diff ever be removed?
10. Where the ferk is my Shirroco?
11. Will the Scots ever be able to pass a football?
12. Was Bob Smith born to natural parents or was he actually cut to size on a lathe?


All will be revealed in the next episode of the LFS forums!!!!!

1, +1
2, I gather not
3, Unless he gonna get little tristan removed ..the odds are low
4,
5, Not sure on that one , LOTS of americans = more that their fair share of idiots . This then appeares dissprotional as the stupid ones really wanna be heard ( electing film stars and really stupip people as presidents probably dont help ... tho they seem to have sorted that one )
6, Bless !
7, Not sure they do tbh
8, From what I have heard / read .. yes
9, Hope its going next patch ..
10, In a big box marked "Huge anti-climax"
11, No
12, gonna take the Fif on that one
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DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from Bob Smith :There is good reason that race car gearboxes, along with the reverse gear in road cars, use straight cut gears.

Thta said, helical isn't inherently a problem, I'm sure the gears are designed to withstand the maximum torque of the motor by a sensible safety margin. It might start to cause issues for those people who modify their motors to provide more torque.

Yup , your post brought to mind messing about with minis in my youth , once you topped an A series engine off with a 16valve conversion the standard Gbox was on its very limit , so at the time a staight cut box was the recognised fix for this , no way you gonna strip that baby !!

But my god they were noisey
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from J@tko :American Billion = Short Scale Billion = 1000x1million = 1,000,000,000
British Billion = Long Scale Billion = 1millionx1million= 1,000,000,000,000

Or it might be the other way around, I'm not sure

Nope you right ..

american billion easy

english billion a proper hard billion to get

b4 i get jumped on and gangbanged ..its just a lil joke .. i think americans are great , and i love their billion
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from radnes :causing destruction in a destruction derby server....

perma-ban represent!

that's how fvcken good i am

That takes skillz ... kudos to you
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from logitekg25 :i have personally never raced online on lfs or any other program, so i need to ask before i ruin a server and get booted

what is expected in each type of racing catergory?

if i am in a cruise server can i speed and drift around all of the other cars to get chased? or is that not allowed.

if i am in a drift server i know it is drift only so that is self-explanitory

racing servers, if you find it faster to slide around a corner, and you do, is it allowed? howabout if you drift around the corner cause you think thats faster?

So 1100 posts ..and you still havent used the S2 licence that was given you ?


How about you do less mindless thread starting ..and more RACING ...jeeez did you even have an intrest in motorsport at all ? Anyone with half a brain + the slighest intrest would not need to ask ....

you were GIVEN a S2 licence ..yet i feel it was wasted
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from Matrixi :Only thing I really have "against" this wheel, is that it could have been MUCH better.

I mean, it took them 3 years to add some silly toy-like looking buttons, drill a few extra holes to the pedals, change a few plastic gears (which should have been done in the G25 in the first place..) and remove the sequential option? It's hardly impressive.


The changes I were hoping for a G25 successor were:

- A possibility to bolt on a real racing steering wheel (OMP/Momo/Nardi etc) directly to the Logitech wheel hub without any extra adapters required. This would have only required making the hub diameter a couple centimeters larger and changing the bolt pattern of the factory wheel.

- Belt driven force feedback.

- Completely redesigned and tougher shifter.

- More maximum lock, atleast 1080 degrees.

- Higher quality, possibly brushless, electric motors for faster turning speed.

Those are the main things I'm unhappy with my G25, and the G27 "updates" don't really interest me much at all.

1 Size isn't everyting

2 belt driven .. so you like the way belts stretch over time ?

3 900 degrees is more than most race cars ( double arm cross anyone ) ?

4 why you want faster turning speed .. but more rotation ?



IMHO keep the wheel the same ..add 2 extra buttons ( of the same quality as the g25 ) + add pedal spacing for the chaps that like to heal toe + the quieter gearing is nice ( i get massive ear-ache if i use anything but 360 as the missus deems this to be too noisey)


just my thoughts ...wtf do i know
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from zeugnimod :No comment on that after reading this thread.

You speekz teh thruthz
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from anttt69 :tbh it doesn't. If the object of LFS is to drive a million K's then yes he has accomplished a goal. As it is not, then he has not??
If it was his own personal goal to drive a million virtual K's then yes he has achieved his goal.
So i guess what im trying to say is, in order to achieve you must have a set goal or milestone to achieve in the first place.

2. Something accomplished successfully, especially by means of exertion, skill, practice, or perseverance.


Who's to say what his or anyone elses goal (or something) was? For me personaly as a UK resident 1,000,000 km means bugger all , having said that maybe in his own country the Km is king ..and so you can pretty much take it as a given that passing 1 million ( of what ever unit you care to measure distance with... miles or kilometers is an achievement )
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DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from lococost :why +100 and not +99?
I think this is a good opportunity to point out the silliness of placing so much significance on specific, round values of measure.

Grats Failure, you're nuts and we like it!

Lool
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from anttt69 :How do you perceive driving a million virtual Km's as an achievement?

Achievement --

1. The act of accomplishing or finishing.
2. Something accomplished successfully, especially by means of exertion, skill, practice, or perseverance.

Think that answers your question


Good job Failure on your achievement
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from 5haz :I made a small 'joke' about Redline some way back, and I was subject to flaming from you over PM.

Different standards apply eh?

The difference is this joke was on topic , where as you just randomly picked it out the air ..

The man hug thing still applies ..c'mere ya know ya wanna
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
oh come along guys ..was my joke really that offensive ? Im thinking not .

Plenty of people on here make jokes , quite a few far less funny than that one . Me thinks some people are just a teensy bit quick to flame

come on .. offering man hugs for a limited time only



I'll leave this thread so the measuring can carry on
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from racer hero : And you wonder why people flame you and your team.

No i dont wonder , fyi this has nothing to do with redline . Its just me making an observation , getting a rise out of an idiot like you on a boring afternoon
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DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Why so much attention for something that been dead for a while ?
After flicking thru the thread I have found the answer ...


People miss making their E-penis's ( stats ) available for all to see
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from cobra193 :I'm thinking this thread didn't exactly agree with the original posters comment..

[CD] by any chance ?
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
hey guys , have read and viewed the 2009 kart meet thread , and it sounds like a lot of fun , I myself quite like to throw a kart around every now and then ...

Was just wondering if I would be welcome at the 2010 meet ?

Thx either way
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from DevilDare :Just wanted to quickly say this...

For the love of all thats good, if you are running a GTR server, dont use the Aston National that everyone is bored of.....

The damn combo has been played over and over so many times its getting stupid...

There are so many more good configurations to choose from, please use them

And yet its one of the fullest servers atm
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
The almighty will smight thee down with great ..err greatness !

For thee must follow thy flock ..and always always "bahhh" in these here posts , for it is written


(200 times) .. can i get a hell yeah !
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from rockclan :HEEY I'm admin there!
Don't use that kinda words to me!!!

But actually I'm NEVER on

Rather strange this to claim when not true
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
that m8 is summit else

When i saw the thread title I'll be honest i was expecting some hashed together pos .. wow was I suprised !!

People would pay money for that m8 , ya need to start churing em out

10/10
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from The Very End :Actually it's not. People race and likes the server, but they are question the admins actions and how the server itself are runned. You know that the ones that oftens complains are the ones that plays/uses the product the most, simply because they like it but haves an idea they think could do it a lot better

Aye a valid point , im off to see what all the fuss is about

wach out DD here comes trouble
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from harjun :Please bring back your destruction servers they were so fun, seriiously man!
yeh i must agree that CAD have a bunch of biased admins, and most of them are kids too.

Yet you are on there right now

The hypocrisy in this thread is very amusing
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from Ring :
Easy champ,
Even a week ago i asked if i welcome in your server,
response is completely clear you could tell me more then
not let me sneak a permanent.
Do not worry no longer visit the server you
thus able to win any contest.

Good luck


Have no idea what all that means , not your fault as English is not your 1st language .I think from the jist that you no long wish to use our server to race on , thats fine . I will point out that you are not at this time banned , but will further point out that is continue your driving style elsewhere i'm pretty sure you will be met with the same response .

You have a nice day
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from Ring :YES MY FOULT
JUST I USE WRONG BUTTON ''F4'' Thanks
''F5'' is Sorry
my mistake what the problem?
im not BOT make mistakes sometimes
BUT I THINK ALL REDLINES VS ME
its racing team or BigBrother show?
watch my every step on the magnifying glass

and Patrese intervene to stop my country!!!
if you have a racist bias better tell me straight



Easy tiger , lets be honest now you cant come here complaining about someones driving and then moan and whine when the same people come here to complain about yours . The point is you drive with an arrogance that winds people up on the server again and again , you think every corner is yours regardless of circumstances .

Pats not racisit i think his point was that in your original post the only 3 people that said "yes definatly pats fault" came from your contry ..thats not racism .. its just pointing out facts.

Think you need to chill out , that goes for your driving style also ! Its no good being quick on an empty track if you lack the craft to take it to a full race
DoC_uk
S2 licensed
Quote from battle :This server clean?

I've been there a few times and the racing is a distaster. Usually it's filled with people who haven't got a clue how to drive or race. It's kind of a newbfest there.

And removing people who aren't racing clean/fair? Hmm i remember someone crashing and hitting others. Admins said they were speccing him but didn't bann or kick or even tell him to race properly.

Ahh well, It's a combo that kinda attracts newbs i guess.

I think the problem is , its full of

1, People who are banned from CD servers for being a fool
2, kids ... schools are out ..

Had a few races there , and they seem nice admin ( maybe a little too nice )
Just a little too slow to act sometimes , + there aren't that many of them (admin i mean )
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