Aaaaand back to the thread topic....
I was in ASDA this morning doing my big shop, and i sneezed. I knew it was coming, and i had time to prepare for it by popping a bit of tissue out of my pocket. Anyway, i looked up after sneezing to find nearly everyone in the same isle as me, looking at me, some even sneering at me, as if i'd just spat in their face and shat on their parents heads...
C*nts!
If i'd have sneezed in there a month back, no-one would have cared, but now, because of mass media-induced hysteria, i should have been shot on the spot and my corpse incinerated...