I'm taking the test now, and I just stumbled upon this: "A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system."

It's true! I don't prefer a one-party state, but the statement is correct. I wonder what other shite I can expect from this test...

update: the result

Last edited by hrtburnout, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:59.

Must've been a roadside hedge

Quote from DevilDare :

So, uhm...

Time for rubber bullets + high pressure water hoses?

A handy guide to ending riots, for the police:

1: Get a loud sound system
2: Shout at the crowd and tell them to **** off
3: Count down from 5 to 1
4: SHOOT TO KILL.

:mad:

Quote from el pibe :

Hey guys, my bro wants to buy an audi a4 1.8T ( 1996-2000) and wants to know if they are easy cars for slight engine tuning, suspension work and anyother ricey thing that goes through his brain.


E2mustang, i know that u work in a german car shop.. maybe you have worked on one ( or many ) of them?


thanks in advance.

The Audi A4 1.8t sufferered from sludge iirc. https://vwoilsludgesettlement.com/

Baas!

For all the money you've spent on it so far, you could've bought an E92 M3 .

/me jelly.

Quote from 5haz :

You might be a bit on the eccentric side but your posts are on the whole well meaning, harmless and at least try to raise some kind of debate, unlike the majority of this forum's members whose idea of wit is unwarranted sarcasm, quoting memes and point scoring by insults. I'd sooner read a slightly muddled post on current affairs than see someone repost the latest pictures from Reddit or /b/ for the 500th time that week...

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

It certainly power!

Quote from hyntty :

I saw a ferrari badge on a volvo v40 today :|

Was it this badge, by any chance?

Okay.

I demand evidence, for I have not seen it.

Update: holy shite.

Original text:

"I want to go to bed, but your mother is already there."

...56 translations later we get:

"But not my mother."

He mad.

Original text:

"****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "

...56 translations later we get:

"Black"

Original text:

"My coffee is cold and my kebab is sour."

...56 translations later we get:

"Black, coffee and cold."

Original text:

"Your mother is very handsome and so is your dog."

...56 translations later we get:

"His mother, cleaning the dog."

Hours of entertainment.

Don't get the Polo. It is said to less reliable than the Opel.

Quote from bunder9999 :

if i could meet someone who wasn't a gold-digging princess b*tch, i'd consider marriage.

This man speaks the truth.

If you're going to drive to NL, give me a call

Quote from Funnybear :

It's never deserved mate. And thats a very naive thing to say. Your point stands with the placement of the crew, not very clever. But the fault lie's if anything with that muppet who was driving. But yea, you never put anything or anyone in the 'firing line' no matter how good the driver. But still, it wasn't deserved.

Funnybear :bowdown:

Dutch Nyan cat... sortof. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5L-SMVZ9X0

Quote from Krane :

It is not legal. Small quantities in possession and cultivation are misdemeanors and are officially punishable by a fine but a in-practise policy of non-enforcement makes them "not-that-illegal". I.e. It's illegal but allowed, if they don't like you, it's illegal and they can raid you and prosecute you for it.*

Usually it is tolerated by the police and government officials. But recently coffee shop clientèle need to have membership card with them to curb drug tourism. *1 *2.

This!

itt: Haters gonna hate. AtomAnt isn't hard to understand at all.

Twenty of these:

If you answered mostly Cs... are you sure you're not from Berlin? You undoubtedly have German blood coursing through your veins, you are ruthlessly efficient... and would undoubtedly take a damned good penalty.

Damn right, I was always good at speaking German and taking penalties. And in my iTunes library you'll find The Very Best of David Hasselhoff. Is this bad?

Quote from 5tag :

I've got no sympathy for him I've probably seen him a couple of times on TV some years ago but I don't really know, who he was.

That was not the point. The point was someone dies and then some idiot forum nerd posts a totally dumb picture to make fun of the accident. As if it was original to be the first to make jokes about news that are "in" now.

Everybody has to have a statement on everything that's what drives me mad.

You're the one making a statement. I was just posting a funny picture.

Good evening.

Quote from 5tag :

I very much hope you get banned for the picture you posted before. I've seen no one deserve it more than you bastard.

Hahahahaha.

I don't drink and drive. He did, and killed his passenger too. It was sad, but he challenged death and death won.