So I guess only website design is left. Well my mom said my drawings are nice, so I will do that, I guess.
The one on the right 
Slowly making the money I got from the military dissapear. I can't decide whether to spend the remainder on electric bass, or on DSLR camera. I want both, but can afford only one at the moment. It's just awful how expensive toys become as you grow older.
Slowly making the money I got from the military dissapear. I can't decide whether to spend the remainder on electric bass, or on DSLR camera. I want both, but can afford only one at the moment. It's just awful how expensive toys become as you grow older.
Haha, I keep doing that every time I drive a van too
Snow is awesome.I don't know why, but I decided to watch a thing called Six String Samurai today. The movie is really cheap, but the weird story, funny enemies and awesome soundtrack made up for it. Seriously, watching this movie was great fun. Well, the end sucked for me personally, but it's still a great movie. I can't believe I didn't see it before.
No, not honey. Still very delicious with tea or milk.
4 kilos of this stuff. Getting back all my lost fat.
Yup, the G is pretty much awesome.
TVE - Well in those 3 months I experienced so much. Sometimes it was boring, sometimes it was interesting, sometimes I wanted to go home, sometimes I didn't want to do anything else, sometimes it was cold, sometimes I was depressed, but spending those 12 weeks in the military was probably the best decision of my life. I found out so much about myself. Unfortunately I understood how much I value freedom and how short youth years are and I just don't know now. I can't decide whether should I accept the offer, sign the contract, watch those damn airplanes, study in my free time and start my life and hopefully a successful carreer, or should I drop everything, pack a bag and leave to explore the world, while I still have enough stupidity to do it, and then MAYBE get serious a couple of years after. I like being in the military, but I just want to see as much as possible.
And I'm dissapointed with the amount of idiots in the military
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Basic's over, yay! Been accepted to Lithuanian Air Force today, gonna be watching airplanes on radar. Starting in about a month. I'll see if this will be any fun.
G36's on safe, lol.
G36's on safe, lol.
Vacation from military service.
Ends in 1 hour 24 minutes. And a day off on new year eve too!
Ends in 1 hour 24 minutes. And a day off on new year eve too!
Well, not all officers often shout at us. Some of them are just calm and lazy, one guy just laughs at our mistakes and does nothing, some are angry and shout (but they suck, pure yelling and nothing funny), and there are two insane guys, those are the best. Loud obscenities, dirty jokes before sleep and random punching soldiers. Funny.
I'm writing a diary over there, so if I won't be lazy, I might translate it when I finish basic in the end of January. I'm heading back there in an hour or two, so no me till Christmas again.
I can supply you with some quotes of one of our sergeants:
The one, who's sleeping is a faggot.
Oh kitten, come over here and do some physical training.
Today you have became real soldiers and now you are f**ked.
Is your ass a flower?
What the f**k are you looking at? I will spit on your face, then you'll see. You can complain to a Captain, but I still don't know how you will manage to live on with such a shame.
If you laugh, I punch you in the snout.
I can perform Heimlich maneouvre with a boot into your chest.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHGHH!!
MOVE THE F**K OUT OF MY WAY! I'M COMING TROUGH!
You can apologise to a girl if you can't get it up, but the military is not a place for apologies. Lie down, 44. Next week it's going to be 55.
Ooooh sergeant sir, someone has pooped into my socks, it's uncomfortable to walk now!
If you do some cock to me, I'll do a whole farm back!
A funny guy. F**k him. There's of course more, but he emits so much awesomeness, that I can't remember it all. He is also a bit mentally retarded, a beast physically and is very well trained, and can sneak into a room without any sound at night, check if we are texting girls instead of sleeping, pull us out of beds and make us do pushups. He once took two buckets of water, dumped them into one room, and when the soldiers came back, he lied, that the heater has exploded. Also he constantly makes us take our stools, arrange them in a way like we're sitting in a bus and sit there quietly and not move, because we're riding a bus.
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Well, in Thursday we took an oath in front of the president of Lithuania and all the highest commanders of Lithuanian Armed Forces. So naturally, the week before the ceremony was just sergeants making sweet love to us.
Well in general, it's pretty good, 3 weeks weren't long enough for majority of soldiers to become gay, still no rape going on, just the lack of sleep, lack of food, too much studying and sore throat is killing me. And we have one bastard who always farts when we line up. Still didn't pinpoint the sucker. It just stopped being funny after a week.
Edit: And another photo, with a look of confusion, sadness, hunger and disapproval. I'm not really photogenic.
Well in general, it's pretty good, 3 weeks weren't long enough for majority of soldiers to become gay, still no rape going on, just the lack of sleep, lack of food, too much studying and sore throat is killing me. And we have one bastard who always farts when we line up. Still didn't pinpoint the sucker. It just stopped being funny after a week.
Edit: And another photo, with a look of confusion, sadness, hunger and disapproval. I'm not really photogenic.
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If someone tells you 3 weeks are not enough to lose your mind - they lie. 9 more left. Currently dropped the soap only once, but I put on my underwear and picked it up. Stuff is going better than expected.
Got one weekend off, heading back to military camp in 10 hours.
Got one weekend off, heading back to military camp in 10 hours.
Leaving in 7 hours. Dang, I need to get some sleep.
You will probably not see me for 12 weeks now, but after that I promise, I make you feel something you have never felt before!
Any advice on how to be broken in without too much blood and pain?
This is gay as hell.
BTW, took some rope to tie a soap to, so all the buttsex will be more or less consensual!
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Is that why you're learning to drive a truck?
Getting f**ked in the ass is a dirty job, but someone's got to do it for their native country.
I'd wait when he's at least 18 years old. Just in case he wouldn't like me.
I've finished my sexy haircut and off to military tommorow. In case anyone wants to have sex with me, please wait 12 weeks, after basic I'll be much more experienced.
I've finished my sexy haircut and off to military tommorow. In case anyone wants to have sex with me, please wait 12 weeks, after basic I'll be much more experienced.
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Are you taking pictures of yourself or not?
We want to see your body.
Why the hell not? It won't be much different than drinking straight from the bottle, right?
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Aww, that's very nice. I'm saving my butt for the military, can we do it some other way?
Yes. Any problems with that?
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