Quote from CheerioDM :

Open up your inkjet cartridges and squirt in some graphite.

You're trying so hard lately.

Quote from ColeusRattus :

My cat "Chili" is kind of freaky...

Your underwear is ripped.

Quote from -NightFly- :

uhm...what?

People don't want me to shift their gears.


But I could still sleep with Dennis, right?

That never works for me. Everyone just wants my lovely butt.

Quote from BlueFlame :

You're a young one quite evidently. The older you get, the less choosy you become.

Dennis could do better. He's a race car driver or something.

Maybe he's just weird.

Ugly females produce ugly children. Don't do that.

Quote from nikopdr :

Still needs to be about 20 metres lower.

http://s18.postimg.org/tfl7kv8xl/IMG_20130823_210002.jpg

Well, personally I would lift it even more.

Quote from tbofram :

Really? The bill to pay for your Internet, electric etc will be much more then £24 a month so you really can't complain.

Each month alone I pay £250-300 for electric and at least £100 for my phone/Internet line.

So if you're saying you can't afford a £24 LFS license it might be time to upgrade from the what £10/H McDonald's job

In my last job I've earned 3 pounds/hr. It was considered to be a good place to work with salary above the average. I guess I need to find a job at McDonalds.

BUT THE BEER IS CHEAP HERE, F**K OUTSIDE WORLD!!!

I live in a huge wooden shed and it's pretty darn awesome.

I'd rather own this one


It's much more awesome than those plastic scooters despite being slower, less comfortable, more noisy and less fuel efficient. Cool factor is a strong thing.

Quote from ACCAkut :

Its fully welded by now from a certified welder. The whole cage is designed after a road legal bolt-in cage with a few pipes added (the bars around the driver seat and the triangulation at the drivers feet. Then again its for a car that won't exceed 100 kph and can't really hit anything track side except dirt walls.

I thought you were racing it like that for a while because "they didn't require proper rollcage" . Nice to hear that. What kind of engine is in that polo?

Hate.

Quote from ACCAkut :

technically not my car but that of four people, rallycross 1.3 Polo. Cage just spot welded at this point (its very grassroots, no regs for the cage, car just "has to have one" )

Such cage can be more dangerous than no cage at all. You should do it the proper way if you don't want to have an iron pipe sticking out of your face.

Quote from tbofram :

Wasn't really able to sell the micra (not surprised ) so I'm going to get it done like this:

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3905/huf3.jpg

I've got the paint gun from previous projects so I'm just waiting on the paint itself to come.

Everyone might think it's ugly as hell but I think it will look good.

I've had one for a couple of days. Funny little piece of shit. It had a broken exhaust pipe and pissed people off. Cool.

A followup to my last drunken adventures that involved getting wasted, standing in bonfire, setting my pants on fire and getting my leg burned badly and not being able to walk for at least one more week. My little bro helping me to get to the nearest bar.

Quote from The Very End :

Wha...?
Well do you see a whalerus ass there? No - then I'm not in the picture!
Without sounding totally wrong here, I envy those asses, mine look like some sort of freakshow out of a 70's horror movie.

You just need to drink up more.

My lovely cheeks are on the left.

Quote from 5tag :

I actually laughed my arse off when I read the "START YA BASTARD".

By the way I wouldn't be too sure about the suitability for Diesel engines...

Ether DOES work... Not sure about the damage to the engine, but it does work... A bit...

Quote from [RF]-art555 :

You've probably thought about this car (I did)
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q ... 6kxmfvIAPyX7M0ddehqEWN-QV

No. I thought about the same car, but I thought it looked different. Thinking is difficult stuff.

2 sim cards, long battery life.

Quote from 5tag :

This is the first (and yet only) generation of the Audi A1.

Sorry, I'm not feeling too well today. Might be the angle of the photo, but to me it appeared pretty differently proportioned than the A1's I see in the street, thus making me to make this false assumption. Pardon my stupidity. I'm drinking way too much lately.

I think the previous generation of A1 looked more awesome. Still a great little car tho.

I've planned to study physics in University. Learned to drink beer instead.

Quote from BigPeBe :

If you respect your own health you don't simply go to check anything what includes flame ball and gas bottles in it containing unknown materials.

Well, you know, there might be some human trapped in a hot burning hell-knows-what.