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KiRmelius
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The 10 year old rubber squeeks every time I touch the pedals or turn the steering wheel and the live rear axle with its two angry brothers named leaf springs just waits for the right moment to put me in a ditch. Understeer, oversteer and then understeer again happens in split second, even if the car is moving on idle rpm at the second gear. This is no Aspire. This is the Devil himself.
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KiRmelius
S3 licensed
My car makes sound of a thousand thunders, emits smell of an active volcano and tries to kill you every time you aren't concentrated enough. Every single horse of those 75 consists of pure evil. You don't know what are you talking about.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
I have 75 hp on 1100 kg and it makes a funny noise when I gun it.
KiRmelius
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Quote from CodeLyoko1 :good, now you 2 can be butt buddies

You can be my butt buddie.

Only the butt tho, I hate the rest of you.
KiRmelius
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Quote from danthebangerboy :Chase & Status - No Problem

Proper love this track, plus the guy talking sounds exactly, and i mean EXACTLY the same as my housemate lol

Saw chase and status live one time. Shouted some swearwords towards the stage and proceeded to drink beer. I didn't even understand what they were doing in a festival anyway, but their live performance sucked too. Put one guy with a laptop on the stage to say "put your hands up" every two minutes is pretty pathetic IMO.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
Quote from Sobis :Lithuania. Says it all.

You are what's wrong with our country.
KiRmelius
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Quote from theblaze57 :I joined about 4 1/2 years ago and i've gone through quite alot of things since then. In no particular order:

be 15
Subscribed to Tobuscus
be 16


holy hell a lot has happened.

That's a fu*king lot of stuff to do in a whole year.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
Yes, Hitler has done a lot of great things.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
I've just wasted that time.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
At first smartphones, now smartwatches. I'm just afraid to find out what comes next. F*ck evolution.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
Looks pretty cool
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
Great, now I'll need to buy some kind of powerful gaming machine to play this. Screw you, rockstar.

I don't really care about driving physics that much. The game isn't all about driving afterall. I haven't played much of GTA IV, but I quite like the physics in there a lot. I still play a lot of San Andreas multiplayer, and physics in that satisfies me enough. They are really far from reality, but it's still fun to drive, and possible to drive fast with keyboard. And during multiplayer playing it's still a bit challenging to get away from someone during chases. I just hope V will be just as good as SA once was, then I'll be perfectly happy.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
Quote from CrAZySkyPimp :http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/other/grand/58d0cb8e3ff247288cf787830d0487c1.gif
On yt

I currently have no skin on my left calf, caused by 3rd degree burn from setting my pants on fire. I know how much pain this bitch will endure. Good, she deserves that.

Hilarious.
KiRmelius
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This was once awesome. Can we ressurect this thread?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yom8nNqmxvQ
KiRmelius
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Shit, even 230 pounds for my Moskvich was too expensive for me. Crazy shit going on in the world.


I've registered it on my father and paid 50 pounds for insurance for a year.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
I've bought some pancakes in one local cafe. Pancakes sucked, received diarrhea.
KiRmelius
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Quote from englishlord :I need some advice, how do I remove the calluses on my hand?

Rub them with your penis.
KiRmelius
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The exact same thing (minus happy ending) has happened to ALL of the internet trolls. All of them. No exceptions.
KiRmelius
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Quote from undertaker00 :sex 100€

I don't get it. Are you paying 100 euros to the person who agrees to have sex with you or what? I just can't imagine what you should do to get those 100 euros.
KiRmelius
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You're from Norway, you should just set some churches afire and kill someone with a knife.


Alternatively you can just smash some chairs into them. Make them suffer.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
Just weld the damn thing and call it a day. You have one angry Sierra, and it doesn't need any stinking differential. Mad stuff, dude.
KiRmelius
S3 licensed
Or you're a fatass.
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