I've been thinking about that for the last couple of hours. Knife is the main tool, no matter where you are. Boat, guitar and trees would seem the perfect combo, but no women = sad. Dogs are to be eaten. I think i'd choose to swim away from the island, until i get exhausted and drown. Then i'd be fish food!
If there was a way to exchange dogs into woman... I think i'd live in that island until i die. I'd just use the boat to bring some stuff from civilised world to build an awesome treehouse!
They are strong, you can jump and nothing will happen to it, but they aren't stiff. If you have big muscular legs, you can see the bottom bracket moving when pedaling hard with bare eye.
i try not to count money spent on old cars. You'll regret it anyway, no matter it breaks or not. But I'll still never buy newer car. Old clunkers are so cute ^^
I find Polish swearwords amusing. They are kind of similar to Russian ones, but a bit different. I can't understand, why are our nations angry on each other?
I like village girls. Especially in september. Those nice curves and natural tan accuired by doing physical work outside during the summer and no stupid makeup. They also are very friendly and they can make awesome meals! 100% win! Such girls can only be found in eastern Europe, because rest of the world is either too lazy to drag their asses outside, or is starving and living very difficultly overall, which isn't actually good for women bodies. Only by living in Lithuanian (or any other eastern European) village you get a perfect balance between working, resting, eating and sleeping. It's not underdeveloped, so you have some machines and don't deform your body by working too hard and eating/resting too less, but it's also not overdeveloped, so there are some work you must do with bare hands. It's just about perfect. The best way to live, do something, be healthy, enjoy your life and have some hot ladies. Yup, evolution and progress of humanity isn't always good.
Yeah, we have economical problems, we have some angry people here, we have high crime rate, and things are generally more difficult here, but i still F--CKING LOVE THIS PLACE!!! Enviroment isn't that spectacular, no mountains (well, east Europe does have mountains, but Lithuania doesn't), nor something else considered cool, like tropical beaches, waterfalls, satan temples and huge rivers, but it's still the most beatiful country in the world! The weather is almost perfect, hot summers, and decent winters, well maybe a bit too much rain, but you can't expect everything in one place . We are just sometimes not happy enough and often underrate this divine land...
My eyes are now full of tears... I think we should stop being like the more civilised part of the world, and stay just as we are. It's perfect!