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Krane
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If we here are going to bitch about couple weeks/months of waiting....
Krane
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<- click4moore
Krane
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Quote from Kristi :Another 2 weeks waiting. No multiplayer this Friday either

April.
Krane
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Quote from Framaris :Since they mentioned 3GB graphic memory in the recommended requirements: http://www.assettocorsa.net/fo ... um-requirements-faq.1349/

Maybe you could save 10$ on the case and go for this one: http://www.newegg.com/Product/ ... aspx?Item=N82E16814125462

I'd think processor is more important. With fullfield AI I get severe stutters and processor occupancy warnings in T1 with stock 3570K. Radeon HD 7850 2GB has not been a bottleneck whatsoever.
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Krane
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Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor.
Quote :
Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano?

Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days.

Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument.

How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?
Leans in close, takes a deep breath and screams at the top of his lungs:WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?





Last joke of my grandpa (self.dadjokes)

We were seeing him in the hospital for the last time with our family and at some point my aunt asked who of us want coffee. We counted coffee drinkers among us and my aunt said "Ok, I'll bring a full tray"

My grandpa lifted his head for the last time and said "rather bring that in a cup, it's so hard to drink from the tray"

He was amazing.



http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/top/
Krane
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Quote from Yuusei :They're both jobs.

And both blows?
Krane
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"blyat!!" ?
Krane
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Quote from Boris Lozac :How do doors become jammed, did he lock himself up? and WHY. I hate people who do that, my brother for example. No one is gonna walk in on you hearing the shower and seeing the light ffs, you can slip on the soap or something like that and people then have to break the door to help you.. and not all doors are this fragile.

Krane
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Quote from dawesdust_12 :Did you make sure to shake your moneymakers around that pole?

Yep.



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Krane
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Krane
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Quote from ATHome :It's ridiculous that a company which is estimated to have more than a billion dollars on their side can't afford a server architecture which will not break down, just because there is an free game.

Do you have any idea of difference between the costs of 99% and 99.999999% availability?
Krane
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Quote from Matrixi :To think someone actually thought it was going to be free...

I recall somewhere seeing a price of 25 000€ for an official license... Pretty costly for indiedev, they need to recoup the costs somehow.
Krane
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Quote from CheerioDM :How do you pronounce Bass?

edit: Nevermind, heard it on youtube.

This one?
Krane
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New Boss Mustang - Bass770 ?



Fauxnews article


http://equus-automotive.com/
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Krane
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Krane
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Quote from AndRand :[IMG-]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dpeDm_460s.jpg[/IMG-]

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Fret not!, fellow amuricains. Wehre still 1 wang at somting






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Seriously, one would think Australasia would be at the top of such list being all offspring of criminal-descendants..... but Australia is at 112, New Zealand at 74 and New Guinea at 48 (that averages to 78 per 100k, if my math doesn't suck)
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Krane
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Quote from CoolColJ :WOAh - this game has beefy specs....

What we have here is a new "Can it run Crysis"






Thanks to the tax returns last year I should be able to run that at almost recommended.
Krane
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Quote from ACCAkut :one shouldn't do a show involving talking when one can't speak thanks to too much fat ... Efffs-Boffffs

Quote :

MultiKnightfall 3 hours ago

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Krane
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Quote :By the eight day God had finished resting from the day before. He forgot about the alien organisms in space and the other planets and so he created them. For the record, "heavens" in the first chapter refers to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets in the 176,000,000,000 galaxies in the universe, that was a busy day for him.

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Ferrari F40 v Ferrari F50. Lik ... re /CHRIS HARRIS ON CARS (Car pron, not racing)

At one point if I heard correctly, him making a taping similar to Nick Mason's "Into The red", off of the F40. Link/Source/More info, please? Nevermind, The Google-fu was slow but worked after all - Here @31:59. (To help fellow Googlers), Fast Lane 1989 Track Test (911 Clubsport, Sierra Cosworth, Audi Quattro, Ferrari F40) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSWLgk9x40c It's Beki Adam not Becky Adams, magazine issue is 'Sound and Fury', the April 89 issue tape ( Mark Hales/Mark Hale/Becki Adam/Becki Adams/Becky Adam/Becky Adams)
Beki Adam in Classic Morris Minor bit Whether you're here from Google or otherwise.



Why the hell did they call engines "units", ~20 years ago?
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Krane
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Nokia Drinking game.
1. Watch sale press conference keynote.
2. Each time Elop speaks out of his hiney; drink.
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