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mr_x
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Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
mr_x
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Quote from AMB :Pearcy try system restore, if not, download some free antivirus like avast

DO NOT try system restore... the first place viruses tend to attack is System restore... It just makes matters far far worse.
mr_x
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Malwarebytes Anti-Malware is pretty good along with Avast or AVG free editions. They should help clean it up, if not you'll have to invest in proper AV protection, remove it manually or get somebody else to do it for you.

The best Anti-Virus I've used is Kaspersky Anti-Virus, yearly subscription but does a good job of keeping the system clean and doesn't use up too much system resources. The worst 2 are Norton and Mcafee by a long long way, avoid them!
mr_x
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I'm quite happy about this, always been a Ford fan, got a Focus now and will probably get a Focus for my next car too (maybe an ST), so will be following this one very closely. Shame about Tom Chilton, but I will be proven wrong if he does come good this year.
mr_x
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Radiohead - Idioteque
mr_x
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Quote from Timdpr :Ah, but who was first?

I really ought to go to bed now...goodnight all!

You were, Just!
mr_x
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I've never laughed at F1 so hard in my life (and I laughed pretty hard in the Singapore race with Massa, and also the whole 'spy' thing last year)... F1 2009 = very stupid looking!
mr_x
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Quote from ATC Quicksilver :I support Newcastle United, so this year I went from being a happy little magpie, to roadkill that wanted to rip open Mike Ashleys skull and vomit out of his eye sockets. The only thing that will cheer me up this season is a decent owner realising if they gave Keegan complete control of his squad, Newcastle would be back up into the top 6 within 2 seasons, and back fighting with the top 4 after 3 seasons.

What he said, every word of it! And that's before I get on to Dennis '****face' Wise
mr_x
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# £5.73 per hour for workers aged 22 years and older
# A development rate of £4.77 per hour for workers aged 18-21 inclusive
mr_x
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Feeder - Who's the Enemy
mr_x
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A mystery extra sugar = Just you

Lighters being 90c = Price cuts!

And for the first time I think I've read a lerts post and it make some sort of sense (maybe not complete sense, but it's readable!)
mr_x
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Beck - Chain Reaction
mr_x
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Radiohead - My Iron Lung
mr_x
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Foo Fighters - Free Me

Changed to:
Foo Fighters - Stacked Actors
mr_x
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And here's some more...

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mr_x
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Radiohead - Talk Show Host
mr_x
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*first screen*
WARNING:
Copyright theft is a crime so you have to watch a notice telling you not to pirate this DVD and you can't fast-forward it so don't try, but as a service to you the eager viewer here is a list of things you could try doing to kill time as the copyright notice plays:-

*second screen - scrolling list*
Throw jelly into a loom
Have your legs double glazed
Claim to be allergic to the passage of time
Find a cure for death
Play swing ball in a church
Get seven giant rabbits to chase a tiny greyhound
Lose your eyes in a card game
Shrink wrap a zebra
Shout the word spoon at a beggar
Ask for the time while taping your forehead
Dance under power lines
Campaign for bigger mice
Lobby for smaller cats
Project a film on a Rhino's arse
Pour hot water into the sea
Turn up to a funeral in fancy dress
Complain no-one ever says Ja-Zing anymore
Limp on both legs
Sing through your nose
Salute Greengrocers
Build a wall of Cheese
Poo out your internal organs
Rescue a bird with no wings stuck in a tree
Claim to have healing knees
Drive straight through a drive-through
Wobble men on ladders
Pull faces at Policemen
Pull faces at regular blokes incase they are Policemen
Make clothes for Lizards
Throw tennis balls at Royalty
Put lettuce on a sleeping dog
Whisk soup
Sing Metallica songs in Hebrew
Ignore farmers
Squeeze old men's buttocks
Swear at the Armish
Chase a clown across wasteground
Wear Leopard skin
Christen a melon
Pose for saucy photos that will be used on jigsaws and biscuit tin lids

/ctrl+v


(hahaha... from a Ross Noble DVD copyright notice incase anybody is wondering)
mr_x
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Radiohead - Just
mr_x
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Quote from Crashgate3 :I know I'm a bit spoiled with regards to online play from LFS, but can anyone point me in the direction of how to go about getting a good race (or even *a* race) online in rFactor. Every single server is either empty, passworded or bloody Meganes or F1.

I'm *really* liking the Historic GT mod, and would like to actually have other real people to race against. Also, it can't be too strict, I have neither the free time nor the patience for rigidly organised leagues where you *have* to be there at a certain time or else.

Check your PMs
mr_x
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Hmmmm tomorrow... League race on rFactor, another 3-4 hour phone call with the girlfriend, werk (which sucks), possibly a few cold ones later on too.
mr_x
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For the first time ever there's snow everywhere else in the UK apart from on the Pennines of the North-East of England. :o
mr_x
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Radiohead - Just
mr_x
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Radiohead - Airbag
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