OK. Now all you Johnny Foreigners stop knocking Lewis Hamilton.
We loyal British Subjects (Gawd bless you Ma'am) have a constitutional right [1] and a moral duty to make sure that any British sportsman or sportswoman who demonstrates anything approaching a natural ability to succeed at international level is placed upon a pedastal.
We use two types of pedestal:
- A low pedestal making it easier to knock the upstart off.
- An unstable high pedestal designed such that the upstart will more then likely fall off of his/her own accord.
This system has served us well over the years and we do not need the assistance of other nations in preparing our fine honed failures.
Thank you.
[1] The Scots have a special clause allowing them to be particularly vitriolic should the upstart be English.