- Hurry Mom, Hurry!!!
Grandma fell downstairs!!
- You helped her?
- Nooope!! She fell for herself
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- Mom, I really don't like the grandpa
- Ok, just leave it... but eat the potatoes!
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- Daddy, why is grandma running?
- Shut the f*ck up and bring me more bullets!
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