This makes me want to buy a cheap RWD car and some land (oo arr).

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wash yourself whit gold shower and the feeling
is great.

Haha, quality typo there.

Ford Puma! Yes, it's FWD but it's a quick, fun, reliable, good looking "driver's car".

And yes, I own one so I'm biased.

EDIT: And you get air-con And the 1.6 model does 35MPG, not sure about the 1.7.

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I got this car for GT5P yesterday. It looks like a Batmobile and it sounds and goes like a jet fighter. Bit crap at corners though

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I was looking over the picture information of Paul's pics (exif info from non posted blury photo's to the ones posted) and it shows he was naked for almost 5 minutes with that laptop roped and hanging from his penis and testicles.

From that "Scamming the scammers" website.

Haha, that was class

Hilarity ensued when I read this: http://www.thescambaiter.com/f ... ad.php?t=8970&page=13

EDIT: Read the next few pages too... I don't want to spoil it, but "naked fire jumping" comes to mind.

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I drove over a back box on my way to university a couple of months back, because some idiot had seemingly just left it in the middle of a country road. Luckily it didn't even touch the bottom of the Fiesta I had at the time.

Mark Blundell was the F1 driver right? Keep him!

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Some time ago I came to the rationalisation that vegetables where as much entitled to their life as animals. I mean they are afterall alive, you go to a rainforest or spend time watching the cycle of life in the country and you'll see plants fighting other plants by blocking out the light of neighbouring plants in their effort to stay alive.

Ah but the difference is, plants aren't sentient y'see.

Wow @ that Nordshliefe movie on Youtube. Are the graphics really that bad? Even GT4 and RFactor's Nordshliefe v2 look better.

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If you ever need to be educated on memes, head over to /b/ for a while - you'll soon get the hang of it

I did, it was uh... interesting! So, whats the game?

If you're wondering what the game is, it's this one AFAIK.

http://losethegame.com/

Great. I thought my 8600GT in the laptop gets REALLY hot but I didn't realise this was a flaw...

What is it with the damn Coke bottles?

Haha, this is quite an entertaining site for a random chat. Sometimes VERY random. It's very 4chan.

I have a slot-load drive, you insensitive clod!

Having said that, who hasn't made a program that says "Well done, you won a free cup holder, press OK to receive!" *user presses OK, CD drive opens*

The theme song got its first airplay today:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat ... ewsid_7622000/7622911.stm

Oh dear...

Oh, you want racing techniques? Can't really help with that sorry, but I'm sure plenty of people here will be able to help you out.

http://www.youtube.com/user/BespokeDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXbmR1Rjv0

I watched these when I was preparing for my IAM test.

Oooh, we need a track to test this. Would be some nice advertising for LFS too as it'd be the first sim to prove the theory.

It means it needs your card number, address (AVS) and the last 3 digits on the signature strip (CV2).

The wheel on-screen in GT5 will go to 200 degrees, but when playing with a pad the game compensates for sudden inputs by only moving the wheel a certain amount. It allows use of the full 200deg rotation when sliding.

Pretty clever system imo.

(Early versions of the game had 720deg onscreen but this was removed before release.)

GT5's sounds are recorded when the car is being revved in neutral then sampled etc etc, which is why they sound average.

Having said that, I'm not sure if any other games record their sounds with the cars in gear.

Personally, I've never had a problem with Citylink, UPS or Home Delivery Net.

The one that does piss me off is Royal Mail. They don't deliver half as often as they should and when they do it's pot luck if you actually get what you ordered and someone at the depot hasn't half-inched it. And because there's no parcel tracking or accountability like with couriers, it's a bitch to get your money compensated.

With RM you get what you pay for tbh.

Just noticed, there's no "clear my browsing history etc when I close the browser" option. Am I the only one who finds clearing it manually a bit of a pain?