The best film ever is Ultraviolet and here's why...
The star of the film is Milla Jovovich.
Now the problem with Jovovich films is that quite often we get a taste of just how awesomely athletic and shockingly beautiful she is but the film focuses on some plot line or other, when what we really want to see is Milla (or some bloke in a wig dressed like her) doing stunts and athletic killing moves in Matrix-esque fight scenes - a cinematic artform known as Jovoporn.
When it comes to Jovoporn Ultraviolet is by far the hottest steamiest action packaged bonanza of Milla Jovovich in interesting poses ver conceived.
The film does have a plot, but it doesnt let this get in the way of an endless stream of Jovoporn action sequences. Whereas films like the 5th Element give us one such action sequence, in Ultraviolet we get them at ever increasing frequencies throughout the film until eventually they are only seconds apart from each other.
It turns out that you can't have too much Jovoporn either, as each sequence is uniquely styled, the comic book styling of the movie elevates the action sequences to an art form, with each sequence brilliantly coreographed.
Jovovich is stunning throughout, and aesthetically delights no matter what hair colour she starts or ends each fight in - frequently ending each sequence in an utterly different outfit to what she started in, having killed 50 bad guys in just a few seconds.
As body counts go Ultraviolet does not disappoint with one of the highest death tallies you will ever see, but it negates any gore in favour of artistic style - which leaves me in little doubt that Ultraviolet is likely never to be beaten in the Jovoporn genre, making it by definition the best film ever made or ever likely to be made.