Racist and xenophobic. Yeah, I'm pretty offended.
There is really no need for this in such a culturally diverse and tolerant forum.
You're just showing you're ignorance.

It's "your ignorance" btw "You're ignorance" means "you are ignorance" which wouldn't even make sense if faster11111 said it

Anyway, I agree. Both jokes were shite and offensive Mr Grady - unless you happen to be a black kid or a Muslim woman. Post a joke about smartarse white kids who spend too much time online and you'll get more fans And use your bloody SHIFT key!

My ignorance of punctuation has shown.
A rushed post at work before a meeting.

Quote from Bladerunner :

******WARNING - ETHNIC JOKE******

An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman were out playing golf, and all three had their wives as caddies...

It was a fairly breezy day, and suddenly a gust of wind blew up the skirt of the Welsmans' wife, revealing a sad lack of underwear! Embarassed, the Welshman reached into his pocket, drew out a £5 note, and said to his wife: "Have you no shame? Take this £5 to Tesco and buy yourself some knickers!"

A bit later, the Englishmans wife suffered a similar misfortune, revealing that she too was bare under her skirt!

"Heavens forbid woman!" cried the Englishman; "Quick, take this £20 note and hurry off to Marks & Spencer and buy a pair of panties!"

As all jokes would have it, a short time later, up went the skirt of the Scotsmans wife, and lo and behold, she too was naked underneath!

The Scotsman turned to his wife: "Have ye no shame lass?, Here, take this comb and at least make yerself look respectable!"

That joke deserves a golden rim

A duck walks into a pub and asks the bartender....

Duck: " I'll have a bowl of milk and slice of bread please "
Barman: "Er! we don't serve ducks here, GET OUT!"

The duck comes back in the next day...

Duck: " I'll have a bowl of milk and slice of bread please "
Barman "I told you, WE DONT SERVE DUCKS HERE, get out and if you come back I'll nail those bloody feet of your to the floor, GET OUT!"

Again the duck comes in the next day...
Duck: " I'll have a bowl of milk and slice of bread, and a bag of nails please "
Barman "ffs! what did I tell you, and we DONT SELL NAILS"
Duck "Good I'll have bowl of milk and slice of bread please !"
lmao!!!

"don't have nails"

whats a condom full of money ??

Quote from 11SuLLy11 :

whats a condom full of money ??

lmao!!! i DUNNO SULLY..
wHAT IS A CONDOM FULL OF MONEY???

condom full of money is === JOHNNY CASH hahahhahaha

:sadbanana

Quote from 11SuLLy11 :

condom full of money is === JOHNNY CASH hahahhahaha

Can't really find anything funny about that...illepall

dont you give me that look lol :bananadea its not suppose to be foney thats why this thread is called bad jokes thread or whatever

Quote from 11SuLLy11 :

condom full of money is === JOHNNY CASH hahahhahaha

this one really is bad.....that may be the reason i had to laugh!Damn,im dumb^^

What have Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?

Skid marks on their helmets

Quote from Thorvertonian :

What have Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?

Skid marks on their helmets

That wasn't bad at all.
Shame you for offtopic..

What is ET short For?

He's only got little legs the poor fella!

Quote from Thorvertonian :

What is ET short For?

He's only got little legs the poor fella!

Now you're on the right track

Quote from Thorvertonian :

What is ET short For?

He's only got little legs the poor fella!

Enimey territory, Evryone's Thick, ??? dunno what???

Quote from farcar :

Racist and xenophobic. Yeah, I'm pretty offended.
There is really no need for this in such a culturally diverse and tolerant forum.
You're just showing you're ignorance.

my mother was offended by the hoover joke.........

my scottish neighbour wont talk to me now because of the golfing joke

and as i watch top gear im offended by the helmet joke

am i f*ck

get a life.

Quote from Thorvertonian :

What have Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?

Skid marks on their helmets

brilliant joke..........now wait for the PC backlash mate.

A bear walks into a pub and says

"Can I have a pint of........................................................................................................................................................................................................... bitter please?".

The barman asks "why the big pause?"

barman sayes Whats it today sir a pint of Tristancliffe ?" LMAO!!!
the beer says "er! no I DONT LIKE TRISTANCLIFFE"

My girlfriend asked me to tease her last night so i said "alright fatty"

Quote from whitey6272 :

My girlfriend asked me to tease her last night so i said "alright fatty"

That's no way to talk to your own mother!


Sorry, had to be said!

He wasn't. He said Girlfriend. Thus, he was talking to YOUR mother.


Sorry, had to be said.