Robert Miles - Children in my pants
Louis Armstrong - There's no you in my pants
Del Shannon - Keep searchin' in my pants
Technotronic - Pump up the jam in my pants
Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't it be good in my pants
Mary J Blige - I'm going down in my pants
Given his poor English skills, I'd say he can't be more than 10 years old. Given that and the content of his posts, we're probably better off without him - at least for now.
You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Patch Y
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!