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beefyman666
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That's a real throttle body.
beefyman666
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The ZXRR's screamer engine has a little sister, the whiner.

beefyman666
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Quote from The Very End :Well, actually it ain't a bad idea to post the lyric with the song. Problem for me would be...WHERE TO HELL (!?!?!?!) should I get lyrics for songs like Children Of Bodom etc? And I belive that it probally just would be a die/murder/kill lyric feast if I were to find them.

Search Google for 'Children of Bodom lyrics'?

Currently listening to: Iron Maiden - Running Free
beefyman666
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I used to smoke it a lot before I moved to Plymouth. Not knowing anyone and not knowing any dealers here kinda forced me to stop. Now the only time I have any is when I go back home to Norfolk to see friends.

The addiction side is bullshit. If you enjoy it you'll do it more, just like drinking. But then again it could also be peer pressure or doing it for the sake of it, following others etc.

I agree with the cancer part. We're all gonna die one day and for what it's worth, cigarette packets might aswell have 'You might get hit by a bus tomorrow' on them. I've had relatives die of cancer and they never smoked (maybe tried it when they were young, but I wouldn't know that).
beefyman666
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Quote from ADOLF1612 :Is in 2048, isn´t enough? or you mean decals and stuff, those are the best ones I found.

Adolfo Herrera.

http://www.highgatehouse.co.uk/GT3.htm

That website will help you no end. Some nice high res Porsche decals.
beefyman666
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Had to have a go.
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Gills' edits are funny as, keep them coming.

Attached a possible repost.
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Damn now you've just made me notice it looks like hes on the phone, i've got a better caption...

"Hello Moto"

:Kick_Can_
beefyman666
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First-year students at the Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually tool turns in sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."




There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants."
SL: "It's logical. He wants to rape us."
SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in fifteen minutes at the most! What can we do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to of course is to walk faster."
SM: "It's not working."
SL:"Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too."
SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."
SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and i'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."
SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."
SM: "And?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."
SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."
SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."
SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"
SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."
beefyman666
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Stone Sour - Get Inside

Followed by... the rest of the Stone Sour album.
beefyman666
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"Head, shoulders, knees and... front wheel?"
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beefyman666
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Quote from sam93 :I've got my shovel with me lol

Get your old man's excavator, it's gonna get deep if you carry on.
beefyman666
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My FFEX used to do that occasionally, never too often to be much of a problem though. I think it only did it when you had one or both of the pedals slightly pressed.

It's been quite some time since i've used the wheel now so i'm not 100% sure.

It might be worth opening the pedals and cleaning them out. The holes that the pedals stick out of are quite open and tend to collect a lot of crap in there.
beefyman666
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Looking good so far. Harnesses are a bit OTT I think.

To top it off when it's finished, you should try to recreate one of either the default LFS skins or a user made one.
beefyman666
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Quote from The Very End :Haha, for that I'll celebrate with posting a new post in that topic, how many posts do I got there now anyway?

Thanks

700 odd. I'm only 200 behind, not that it's a good thing.

Happy birthday btw. Have a good'un.
beefyman666
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Two blondes walk into a building.

You would've thought one of them saw it.
beefyman666
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I imagine when we get headlights that actually project light, then we'll see some kind of glow from the rear lights too.
beefyman666
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I perforated an eardrum a few years back and that was pretty painful. My ear didn't bleed but it leaked out smelly fluid. Now my hearing in my left ear isn't all that great.

Hope you have a speedy recovery.
beefyman666
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Rob Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven

:headbang:
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Quote from unseen :Very nice indeed. Also, it`s uploaded and available to use online

Thank you kindly.
beefyman666
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XRR skin based on a Lister Storm on GTR2.

Credits to unseen for the fuel fillers, and Ian.H for the numberboard.

2048 and render attached.

Already uploaded to LFSWorld.

Enjoy.
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beefyman666
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Death - Forgotten Past
beefyman666
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Quote from ACCAkut :we need a sort of passat/aristo/slk/skyline car, some saloon with four doors, more than 4 cylinders and N/a or kompressor. Maybe able to keep up with the LFRs, and the fitting GTR version. One may call it SKV / SKR

My thoughts exactly. Some form of RWD 4 door saloon. No more 4 banger engines please.
beefyman666
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Dream Theater - The Spirit Carries On
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG