I understand you in a way Tristan, but I think your view is actually quite uneducated really. I hate to say that but your view is almost as bad as people who are stereotypical to other things, say environmental activists with motor sports. Something I wouldn't expect of you tbh
Football in itself is a good game, simple rules that everyone can pick up easily. Unfortunately it's been ruined by excessive money being pumped into the sport and also a drawback of it's success, the accessibility to fans.
It's pretty cheap for anyone to watch a game compared to other sports and that's bound, coupled with the higher t.v coverage the game gets, to attract idiots.
However I will maintain that there are many people who go and watch games who ARE educatated and can throw more than 3 words together. In fact one day I'll take you to a game and show you how it can be
