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Migz
S3 licensed
My soundcard is a cheap one so i didnt bother installing the software that came with it.

But my mixer in my music player looks like this


and the location of my sub is

Everything its around is hard really, warddrobe, desk, the stand thing for my wireless router,wireless hd,freesat and centre hub :/
Although the floor is extremely weak.



it was set to 40% rear and centre. And 100% subwoofer.
But im connected via 6ch, so im going to try optical now.


Edit: I cant get it to work with optical for some reason.
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Migz
S3 licensed
Right that video is INSANE!
But i swear to god something must be wrong with my subwoofer then. As it doesnt do anything like that at all.
Everything in my room shakes, but nothing like jumps or falls over as such.
Migz
S3 licensed
Quote from Mackie The Staggie :It will still be there......waiting.......stalking.......holding silent untill the opportune moment.........then BAM!!!










All of your p0rn is send to your mother and grandmother.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!XDXD


Anyways, id suggest backing up some of your more valuable files and wiping your HD and installing windows again.
If not as a backup create a linux live cd. And if your computer ever EFFS up again then you just stick in the live cd, move all your important files to an external harddrive, then you can wipe your harddrive.
Has saved my life a couple of times
Migz
S3 licensed
Quote from Luke.S :KITT crosses the line just in time to fire missiles at the trophie making the prize worthless.

You no longer have a kitt.
It was taken off you for being a very bad boy!
Migz
S3 licensed
FIREWORKS! WHOOOO
Id join in, but some nob *evils @ DK* has sent my DeLorean back in time...
Migz
S3 licensed
Tbh i think we should all get awards haha.
We made a thread whcih has only been open 24 hours have 17 pages of replys XD


Also, yes we all know that Luke should get unsportsmanlike award.
Stupid invincible to everything KITT!
Migz
S3 licensed
Quote from AmTGMan :Great job, everyone! GTR Yuni, congratulations!




No no no no!
GTR Yuni didnt win! He came third i think.
Mookie won.
And i came second.
Rules were first person to post/cross the line after 5pm GMT sunday.
Not first person to post/cross the line after you post/put up the flag.


Migz is not happy! *evils at you*
XD
Migz
S3 licensed
Chuck Norris Grabs me and throws me over the finish line! I WIN! at the same time i grab chuck norris and pull him with me! WE WIN!

Edit: NOOOO
Mookie one! BITCH!
Least i came second
Migz
S3 licensed
Were running were running! The finish line is in site! WE WILL MAKE IT!
Migz
S3 licensed
Me and Chuck see what is happening and throw ourselves out of the DeLorean.
The DeLorean is sent to 1307 and blows up there.
I feel sorry for the people who were on the toilet when a car randomly appeared infront of them and blew up.
Chuck is not happy so he steps infront of DK and DK instantly comes to a stand still after crashing into Chuck.
Chuck grabs DK and says...
"If I have 5 pounds, and you have 5 pounds. I HAVE MORE MONEY THEN YOU!"
He then grabs DK puts him back in his crushed car whcih looks african and kicks the car away.
Migz
S3 licensed
The DeLorean is back after accidentily owning itself by attemtping to take down a bike!
Now it is back with even MOAR POWER!
It has a quadruple core flux capacitator! Putting out a total of 40 JIGGAWATTS!
Because this is such an insane ammount of energy i can do something which has never been done before!
I Can stop time for a short while!
I flick my hubrlgroisoflux intioiater switch and watch as everything instantly slows down to a stand still besides me, chuck, and our delorean.
I race like a mad man and catch up with everyone, as time is still frozen i do all of this (but not all in this order)
  • I hoover up all the the tornado's, lighting, storms, freezes, rain, ice, EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN CAST IN THIS RACE! And put it all in DK's car! And then i ducktape & superglue all the gaps in the car so nothing can get out!
  • I throw a tape of "Pimp My Ride" into the car with Furiously-Fast to get him occupied with that, and at the same time i get the CHAV Deprecciation society who are all currently randomly angry at chavs and their rice mobiles and put them all in the car with him. They dont care if he's not a chav, they will all beat him up for having a rice car.
  • I take a dump on KITTS windows, and then put duck tape over his flashing lights on the front, making him blind!
    And then i put a virus which shows lots of female looking horny cars into KITTS mind database. (As ive just read luke's KITT has been taken away, i just push his car into a ditch, pee all over it, violate the exhaust, before stealing the engine)
  • I drive up next to haruna and grab that stupid girl who we've all wanted to kill throughout this entire race and have never managed to. And i rip her head off, i then violate her dead body, then shove loads of c4 which will explode in one second from when time starts. and then put her back on the bike, and SUPER DUCK TAPE her on so theres no way she can get off.
  • Chuck picks up the RV and crushes it into a small block before throwing it into a river of acid.
  • I go to Shaz's car and rip off the exhasut pipe, before putting a small nuke inside it. And putting it inside the engine. I then grab Shaz and put his head instead one of the spokes of his wheels.
  • Then i drive to the front and watch everybody behind me as time starts again.
Migz
S3 licensed
Migz thanks GRLTDa as Migz by accident built the wall in such a way that him and Chuck were on the wrong side
Then Migz and Chuck get in their DeLorean and drive away from the finish line! And drive straight into the bike! causing the driver to flip and fly over the DeLorean, while the bike just gets crushed under the DeLorean.
Migz
S3 licensed
I reach the bottom of the mountain and decide to be EVIL!
I go back in time and bring back the great wall of china. I then place this about a mile infront of everyone, and stack it ontop of itself.
So it reaches up for 5 miles! and reaches across for 100 miles!
BWUAHAHHAHA
Migz
S3 licensed
We feel a slight bump as we seem to have run over something small.
We carry on down the mountain, in the meantime i get out onto the back of the delorean and snipe out two of DK's wheels. And then shoot out a piece of dead cow from mookies hand
Migz
S3 licensed
Due to the fact Chuck Norris had sauce in his eyes he miscalculates his jump and ends up jumping into the mountain on which i am situated, the mountain then starts to fall down!
I jump into my DeLorean and start to high speed drift down the mountain!

Chuck Norris who is now angry decides to find and SLAM a revolving door!
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG