MrRodgers: You need to learn to drive then. I've never had any of the problems you're talking about when driving slush. The hill issue says yoour kick down wasn't working, but you can tell the box to use a low gear with the slider anyway, nose to tail just lift off the brake and idle forwards. I've forgotten the rest of your points, but there you go.
I'm mostly driving a manual these days and it is only better on the B-Road Blast, after that it might as well be a slush.
AutoAWD is a pointless invention, but that was about fuel economy while driving through town, not offroad ability.